Maths: It All Adds Up!

A few years ago,  a research report commissioned by UNESCO/UNICEF/The Illuminati found that Ireland’s schools were lagging behind the international competition in their Maths scores.  In response, the rusty gears  at the Department of Education and Skills slowly began turning and soon were churning out an endless series of STEM-promotions.  Expensive and of dubious effectiveness, the mandarins of Marlborough Street would have been better off just paying a visit to 28 Clyde Road to see how Maths teaching is properly done!  We recently celebrated another whirlwind Maths Week with daily puzzles, sudoku competitions, Maths Magic Shows and visits to special lectures at Engineers Ireland.  And the winners of the competitions were honoured at our October assembly (and can be seen sporting their ‘Maths Mugs’ below).  But the funny things is: every week is ‘Maths Week’ at St. Conleth’s!  And our  Maths teachers not only do the fun, happy-clappy, ‘up with people’ bits well, they also deliver the curriculum better than anyone in the country.  The results, both Junior Certificate and Leaving Certificate, speak for themselves and can be seen on the slide below.   Even more impressive is the high praise earned during an official inspection a few years ago.   Click here to see the full inspection report or just take a quick look at their main findings, verbatim:



Notice the use of the word ‘excellent’?  Inspectors avoid such words of enthusiastic endorsement like the plague, but they felt compelled to bestow them on our Maths teachers liberally.  And our inspector personally vouchsafed that she had never before seen such enthusiasm and sheer Mathematical knowledge amongst students at any other school.  And since that inspection, our Maths results have only gotten better.  George Soros, and whoever else is really in charge, better take notice!