Backyardigans! (With Collage!)

The lockdown is lifting just in time for our Junior School’s summer break and we can just imagine the delight with which our parents will be releasing their children into the wild… but we are not quite there yet, with some lingering limitations still in effect, such as the time-honoured fixture of school Sports Day being forced into a digitally distanced version.

Ms. Leary’s Virtual Sports Day Collage

Not that these limitations dampened the enthusiasm or performances of our Preparatory School children as they enjoyed competing in the special day from the safe distance of their backyard or local park. I am sure everyone qualified for some kind of medal!

Get Active! Be Thematic!

It was the penultimate week of the Junior School’s lockdown season, and the Junior School teaching staff pulled out all the stops, setting up challenges for their students which involved a variety of physical skills. Of course, being a very ‘hands-on’ staff, the teachers demonstrated the particular skill, themselves, and each drew on their particular area of expertise: Mr. Kilcommon showed that the skills learned in his youth as a midlands carny have not all rusted away and he can still juggle with the best of them; Ms. Coleman displayed the tough, no-nonsense Munstery side of rugby in her skills display; Mr. O’Brien brought his characteristic zany touch (and a sweet one it is!) to keepy-ups; and Mr. Sheridan showed some Gallic flair for his roundball version of the same.

And the students rose to the challenge! Below are just a few examples of their effort, dexterity and discipline. And stay tuned, as this current week is ‘Theme Week’ and there is sure to be some great pics and news as we go along. Here is the Theme Week Booklet pdf, so you don’t miss a minute of it!

The Long Good-Bye!

We were getting a bit ahead of ourselves when we dramatically announced the end of Afterschool and Morning Club Programme Director Cecilia Franken’s last Lockdown ‘Take-Away’ treat last week: we should have know that Cecilia always works overtime! So, here is the real last broadcast of the series that has kept us going these last few months. Cecilia animates ‘The Little Flyer’ story in her own special way and gives us the solution to that Paper Bridge Challenge. Arrivederci!

Now, It Is Up To You!

Our After-School and Morning Club Programme Director, Cecilia Franken, has kept us all busy during the lockdown with her entertaining stories and plays, interesting scientific experiments and inspiring challenges. But now, boys, girls and parents, it is up to you to continue the learning fun on your own through the summer, and come back to Cecilia with tales of your adventures in September. So here they are, our last weekly Experiment and Challenge!

It was GINORMOUS!

Do you remember when everything bigger than us was ‘enormous’ or, even, ‘ginormous‘? When anything numbering more than ten was calculated as ‘millions’? Well, thankfully, this covid thing has not diminished our youngsters’ love of hyperbole. Kids still like to learn about stuff and do stuff… and the bigger, the better! Case in point: one of Ms. Redmond’s Senior Infant class’s projects.

The lockdown has been hard on all of us but imagine being five or six and having to comprehend this crisis… yes, it would just seem absolutely ginormous! Yet, unlike some of us, St. Conleth’s Preparatory School just seem to ‘get on with it’. Part of ‘it’ for the Senior Infants was reading and enjoying Roald Dahl’s classic ‘The Enormous Crocodile’ and then coming up with suitable gigantic projects at home in response. Enjoy the pics above and below and mind those canal waters on your next walk or run!

Horrible Harriet but Perfect Pastries!

Cecilia give you a popular story this week… and something to munch on while you watch and listen. The story is Horrible Harriet by Leigh Hobbs, an old favourite of many, and Ceilia gives it a virtuoso performance. As for the croissants, Cecilia provides her own recipe (with a noticeable Italian flair) but you have to make them yourself!

RECIPE OF THE WEEK: EASY CROISSANT (PDF)

Second Form Bridge Builders!

Mr. O’Brien has been catering to both sides of his pupils’ brains during this period of distance learning. On the STEM side, he and his eager Second Formers explored different types of bridges around the world and then designed and built their own- with Lego, cardboard and whatever was available during the lockdown scarcity! On the more literary side, they enjoyed a troll through Irish myths and legends over the last few weeks. And Noah and his sister Elodie (Fourth Form) made a stop motion version of ‘The Children of Lir’ which was very impressive, indeed, and can be seen below.

Tattoos and Slime…Together at Last!

Cecilia, our Afterschool and Morning Club programme director, has a knack for coming up with novels ways of making learning fun and today we have a ‘combo’ worthy of being placed along side Homer Simpson’s paragon of ‘Gum and Nuts: Together at Last!’. Cecilia mixes science, art and fun as she shows us how to make homemade slime and tattoos. It is enough to make a mad scientist/pirate cry with joy! And better yet, Cecilia says she will pop around to students’ homes to help clean-up after these learning adventures…. just as soon as the lockdown is lifted.

Science Experiment: Tattoo Magic!      

         

Challenge: Biggest Slime Bubble!                   

Bell Bottom Blues!

Actually, judging by the fervour with which our Junior School students are tackling their projects, the Covid lockdown is not really getting them down at all! We do imagine, however, that when the projects involve fashions of the 1970’s, parent and staff who were around back then probably do succumb to some nostalgic melancholy when they view them. We are too young to remember ‘the decade that taste forgot’ but Mr. Kilcommons was just talking the other day how he missed his old bell-bottom jeans, tie-dye T-shirt and lambchop sideburns! Though, if this lasts much longer, certainly the hairstyles will start looking 1970s-ish. Ms. Loomes’s Sixth Forms did more than a troll through the history of fashion. See some highlights below and click on the titles further below to see the full projects on a variety of subjects.

Fashion Throughout the Ages: The 1970’s ( by Colmán O’Flynn)

Book Report (by Niamh Hennelly-Bridges)

Fashion through the Ages: (by Jamie MacNicholas)

My Time Capsule of Covid-19 (by Milo Campbell)

The Invention of Paper (by Paul Jackson)

To Infinity…and Beyond!

Junior School learning adventures continue despite the corona lockdown and, if anything, teachers and students are pushing the boundaries because of the special circumstances and boldly going where no primary pupils have gone before! We have the evidence here with Ms. Leary’s exported ‘Astronaut Adventure’, more magnificent mandalas and artwork from Harry and Eloise and others, and the simple joy of scoots with the baby sister!

The Midas Touch!

If anyone has the ‘Midas touch’ it is Cecilia Franken, who runs our Afterschool and Morning Club programmes during normal times, and has been keeping us sane with her ‘Take-Away’ stories and challenges during these corona daze. Here she is with personally illustrated version of the timeless moral tale, as well as an art/science project to delight youngsters and terrify any entomophobes. Though, that said, they are probably currently preoccupied with a certain other bug!

Art Activity: Crawl Inn Bug Hotel                

Story Time: Midas and his Donkey Ears    

Community Clobbers Covid!

St. Conleth’s is not letting this lockdown get in the way of our habit of working together and sharing our creativity and insights. Principal Tony Kilcommons led a special Junior School Assembly and his reassuring words and the poetic and prayerful contributions by Sixth Form students made this lockdown a good bit more bearable. The Junior School community continues to thrive, albeit digitally!

Take-Away Trifecta!

Can you handle a triple-shot of Afterschool/Morning Club Take-Away Hi-Jinks? There are three new postings below from Cecilia! 1) Dinosaur Garden in a pot 2) Science Experiment: The Rising Star 3) Challenge: Water Skiing Ball. Enjoy!

Dinosaur Garden in a Pot!

Science Experiment: The rising star!

Challenge: Water Skiing Ball!      



Poetry in Numbers

In a cross-curricular Corona-coping coup, Mr. Kilcommons has combined Maths with… poetry? Yes, over the centuries various highfalutin’ mathematical types have extolled the essential beauty of numbers, but usually they were doing this amidst the flames at the stake of the Inquisitors or in padded rooms with their arms tightly jacketed or… even worse… in movies starring John Travolta in his Blue Period. But Mr. Kilcommons has yoked together the previously unreconclable and somehow combined creativity with calculus for his latest ‘Learning at Home’ digital lesson. Indeed, these Sixth Formers’ poems would bring tears to the eyes of both Einstein and Frost. Enjoy them and then watch the video to see how you can make your own!

Junior Artists’ Summer Celebration!

The start of summer has almost been lost all the corona coverage, but not by St. Conleth’s Junior School students! With Art Teacher Ms. Mellon’s encouragement, Junior Schoolers (such as Christian, Gregory and Andrew, whose work you see below) are keeping their artistic talents sharp and celebrating the lengthening of days… and sending in photos of their work so we can enjoy them, too! Keep them coming to latvisc@stconleths.ie!

Staying Active!

With guidance from their remote but attentive teachers, our Junior and Preparatory School students are keeping their learning and imaginations alive. Below you see pics of Jamie Fanning and Sean Keane’s ‘plant and food’ mandalas, as well as some of our younger students enjoying the home learning and adventures. We also have another crafty video from Cecilia and a very special one made by Nathan Keough, click!, all by his own self!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30oFOa6U_Xc&feature=youtu.be

Masters of the Mandala!

Conlethians are keeping busy at home… especially Ms. Mellon’s Junior School Art Class. Over Easter they worked on mandalas using food, plants and flowers. Look what Christian and Gregory Boyle and Joseph Finnegan came up with! But what have you been up to? Send activity snaps to latvisc@stconleths.ie and we will share on this website and Twitter!

Just in Time for the Rain…

As we write, at least in our far flung Corona hideaway, the weather has just taken a turn for the worse so it is the perfect time to release Cecilia’s latest Afterschool Take-Away mix of thrilling stories and brainteasing challenges. Enjoy!

Just Press Play!

Afterschool and Morning Club Director Cecilia Franken usually spends her Easter ‘break’ assisting the Easter Bunny make his deliveries in her native Italy, but with Corona restrictions, she stayed here in Ireland, and we are all going to benefit big-time! For Cecilia did not just sit back and watch the immortal Series 5 of the Simpsons: no, she was as busy as ever and made all the following ‘Take Home’ Afterschool videos. So, just press play and enjoy!

Crazy Chicken Bird Feeder

Don’t touch! Challenge

Don’t touch challenge solution


Warm and cold water experiment

Storiygami, the unkind prince

Sock baby


Story time: city mouse and country mouse

Super Power Experiment

Rock bug painting

Start Hoppin’!

Thankfully, the Easter Bunny has evaded the lockdown and is on his way. operating out of his summer home in Courtown. And after you enjoy that well-earned bounty of chocolate eggs have a go at this: the St. Conleth’s PE Department At-Home Fitness Challenge, special Easter Edition!

Below we see our winning challengers from last week, Gregorio and Viola, ring their thing in double-time!

Hurry! Last Seats Selling Quickly!

Enjoy this last edition of the Afterschool Puppet Theatre before Easter. Cecilia and friends bring you ‘Thomas, Mat and the Hungry Doggy’!

Fitness Challenge #2!

A ‘towering’ member of the PE Department just enjoyed a milestone birthday, but since this GDPR-protected person has such a ‘high’ level of fitness, he is not worried that he is now on the wrong side of Basil! Well he, and relative whippersnapper colleagues Mr. Smyth, Adam and Sean, feel this week’s challenges will really boost your energy levels.  Students and/or parents have the choice of two workouts.  Try each one at least twice for maximum benefit. Remember to send any photos or videos to mageel@stconleths.ie. And further below you see our winning participants from last week’s challenge, led by the Bertomeu Boyz!

Junior School

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Senior School

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Conlethians Keeping Busy!

Maria Rainer sang of ‘raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens’ but ‘marshmallows and bubbles’ might very well be in the list of anyone’s ‘favourite things’. And these cheery items feature in Cecilia’s Science Experiment and Challenge videos this week. See them below as well as some feedback from Cecilia’s Afterschool friends!

Blog Through the ‘Blah’!

OK boomers, let’s face it, this COVID-19 thing is getting us down. Dog walks, Netflix and unusual dinner combinations can entertain us for only so long. But the youngsters are a bit more adept with using technology for fun and socialising, and there can be an educational dimension to these hyperspace activities, too: see below for the Afterschool Take-Out videos and the PE Department’s Fitness Challenges. Well, St. Conleth’s Junior School pupils are also doing it for themselves, with a bit of help from ICT Czar Mike Travers: below you see snippets from the Junior School Student Blog, which Sixth Form have been using for years and now has also been opened up to Fourth and Fifth. Quite an impressive range of topics and some quality writing, too. Check it out now, add it to your favourites and revisit from time-to-time: a welcome break from the you-know-what-news!

Sir Toby and The 3 L’il Pigs!

Cecilia is back with more Afterschool/Morning Club kind of zany fun! This time she has help in her Shadow Theatre from the the famous Three Little Pigs and withe her Art Activity from the loyal, and eminently patient, Sir Toby!

Our First Weekly Fitness Challenge!

Wake up! The St. Conleth’s PE Dept. is talking to you! Below is our first weekly, long-distance learning Fitness Challenge. We (Mr. Magee, Mr. Ingle and Mr. Swan) will be posting various challenges to this website and Twitter each and every Friday, so make sure to keep an eye for the next challenge. For the first challenge, “Alphabet Workout”, simply spell out your name and match the letters of your name to start your fitness challenge. Try each one twice on rotation and if you’re feeling very energetic, try it three times. You know Gav Maguire will! Remember (if you like) to send a photo of you or your family taking part to mageel@stconleths.ie and we will post as many photos as possible on this page or Twitter. Have some fun and stay safe!

And, remember: the St. Conleth’s PE Dept. will be watching!

Science Fun With Cecilia!

Wednesday is Science and Challenges day in the Afterschool Programme, so Cecilia and her canine co-stars have decided to keep up the tradition despite the arrival of the corona virus. Enjoy both videos below and send on your attempts at the ‘Equilibrium Challenge’ to Cecilia at afterschool@stconleths.ie and she will select a winner. Grand prize is a ski trip to the Italian Alps… just kidding! How about a nice selection from the Tuck Shop when we return to school? I hope the Burger Bites are still in date!

                          

Ms. Cecilia’s Neighbourhood!

Fred Rogers is an absolute legend of American culture: a kindly avuncular personality who managed to be provide extra-parental love and care through the tubes and black-and-white screens of 1960’s televisions. Cecilia Franken has done the same for a generation of St. Conleth’s Preparatory and Junior School pupils. Her latest Newsletter (click) captures just a flavour of the variety of the activities to be enjoyed in her programmes. And now we have the ‘Home School’ crown to present to the ‘Afterschool’ and Morning Club monarch! Anyone who knows Cecilia, realises that a mere pandemic is no match for her enthusiasm and innovation. To combat the Corona Cabin fever, she has promised to periodically present videos replicating the fun that was had by all at St. Conleth’s, especially before 8:45 and after 2:45. Here is the first batch. Won’t you be her neighbor?

School Closed

In compliance with government directive, St. Conleth’s College will remain completely closed until Monday, March 30th. The Principals of the Preparatory, Junior and Senior Schools will update parents on all developments via email and text message. Individual teachers will be in touch with their students via Google Classroom and other ICT applications.

PPU… phew!

The good burghers of Greater Ballsbridge and Donnybrook hold their collective breaths every year on the last Friday of February because that is when the carnival comes to town: the Past Pupils Union Annual Dinner is always the liveliest gig in town on that night, and the 2020 version did not disappoint. The members of our PPU, like our current student body, reflects our diversity, spirit and downright quirkiness… and we seem to just get better with age!

PPU Presidents John Carvill and Peter O’Neill and PPU Benign Despot Ronan O’Kelly must have been tired from organising the previous PPU engagement in NYC but it did not show, as they orchestrated an evening that managed to combine proper, sober acknowledgements of milestones with the frantic fun with which we all associate the night. Despite a rather flat sound system and the habitual rowdiness, Ronan and John compèred with both gravitas and wit, with guest speaker Michael O’Dwyer (2010) and honouree Ger Cummiskey also rising to the occasion. Enjoy the semiformal pics of each class above, as well as the more free-form ones, below.

Just Say ‘No!’ to COVID-19!

St. Conleth’s is well prepared for COVID-19! Considering the ‘jet-setty’ nature of our clientele, we were especially worried when we heard about the news (and germs) emanating from Alpen Italy, but the school has been very pro-active in response, and not just in the hallway banter. The hand sanitisers are everywhere and our students have been enthusiastically disinfecting, especially as it delays arrival in class for a few minutes. And though we are known for our sense of closeness, cushiness and coziness, we have dialled back a bit on the hugs and handshakes, at least for the time being. Below are some helpful posters and videos and links to advice from the departments of Education and Health, as well as a Powerpoint made up by our very own Corona Czarina, Ms. Dillon!

Click for the rest of Ms. Dillon’s PDF/PPT!

Link to the Department of Education’s recommendations for parents

A Classy Reunion

St. Conleth’s PPU Dinners are always memorable affairs: well-attended, well-catered and well-lubricated… more raucous than retiring, a fact any residents left on our particular stretch of Clyde Road can attest to. Our recent New York City PPU Dinner was a decidedly more refined affair, with the humour as good and the sentiments as warm as every Conlethian come-together but with just the volume turned down, as befitting the august setting of the New York Athletic Club. (Apparently, the good folks of the TSA did their job and stopped certain members of certain graduation years at the borders. You know of whom we speak.)

That is not to say that the alumni who attended the fully booked dinner did not ‘take Manhattan’ afterwards, but for news of those shenanigans, you will have to check the tabloids. We would prefer to concentrate on the dinner itself, quite an elegant and dignified gathering of old friends and colleagues. PPU President John Carvill, St. Conleth’s CEO Ann Sheppard and Special Guest Speaker Michael Moloney hit all the right notes, recalling poignant and hilarious moments of recent, middling and ancient St. Conleth’s history, as well as reaffirming that special ethos which has us confidently heading into the future. Of course, that ‘future’ includes tomorrow night’s Annual PPU Dinner, of the regular, old ‘domestic’ variety. Stay tuned for the fireworks!

1,2,3, Safe Cross…

Do you still know the Safe Cross Code? Your children do! The Road Safety Authority has been in for a visit and is doing educational workshops with the Junior School pupils… and telling you parents where to park! In tandem with all the instructional fun and games in solving the wee model village, new signs are now visible outside of the school giving clear advice on parking rules. Mr. Kilcommons asks that the message be respected for the safety of all pupils- Preparatory, Junior and Senior. Please see the photo below with parking zones clearly marked and remember: ‘…one, look for a safe place; two, don’t hurry: stop and wait…’!

New York, New York!

The greatest city in the world is now going to host Ireland’s greatest Past Pupils Union! Following on our successful inaugural international PPU reunion in London a few years back, St. Conleth’s CEO Ann Sheppard and PPU President John Carvill decided to hit the Big Apple for the next one. And when the New York Athletic Club offered an ‘open bar’ as part of the dinner package, the deal was sealed! We know Manhattan has seen some heavy duty partiers over the years, but we are sure the Conlethian crowd will leave its marks. All the tickets have been sold for Saturday night’s gala but any Past Pupils or friends in the five borough vicinity can join the crowd for pre-drinks on Friday from 8:00 at ‘My Friend Duke’ at 383 Third Ave. or post-drinks from 10:30 on Saturday at Blue Haven East at 493 Third Ave. And if you re stuck on this side of the pond, you can still come to No. 28, Clyde Road for the regular, old Annual PPU Dinner on Friday, Feb. 28th! Tickets available through Easypayments on https://stconleths.ie. Stay tuned for tales from both these festivities!

Poetry in Motion!

Conlethian fencing parents, Robert Smyth and Cahir Davitt, make quite a pair of ‘adjunct’ sports reporters: Robert with his faithful reporting and journalistic flair, such as the headline above, and Cahir with his stunning photography. Their latest missives:

Last Saturday in Dublin, James Moriarty-Smyth ended just outside the last sixteen in Men’s Senior Sabre, after a very narrow 13/15 defeat to the Captain of Trinity University Fencing Club at the Direct Elimination stage. This is an incredible result considering James just switched his choice of fencing blade and is competing against seasoned adults.

And on Sunday in Belfast, Myles Moriarty-Smyth took Silver in the U14 Foil and Michael Davitt won Bronze in the U10 Foil, as well as Luke Sherlock taking Bronze in the U16 Boy’s Foil. Keep tuned for more news in this Conlethian sporting tradition!

Fusion Feasts!

As usual, Chef Mark is not hesitant to mix it up and get all fusiony in devising the weekly menu. The Hiberno-Mexican connection lives on this week in chilli con carne on a potato!

Mark the Magnificent!

This week, Chef Mark braves the steppes of Eurasia and the tenements of NYC to bring us Tartar Sauce and TriBeCa Wings… but not necessarily to be eaten together!

Full-On Offensive!

Conlethian Dad Robert Smyth has recently been rehired as our specialist fencing correspondent. Here he fills us in on another weekend of our youngsters foiling any attempts to remove the from the podia!

Saturday saw the usual suspects fence foil and epee at this year’s 
Excalibur Cup, hosted by Pembroke FC. A significant number of entries 
from Clongowes dramatically increased the overall number of competitors, 
resulting in plenty of fencing and competition across all age ranges, to 
say nothing of the volume of refereeing for James Moriarty-Smyth, who as a Sabreur was not competing,  and Luke Sherlock, who officiated at least 50+ matches between them.

Results on the day were once again excellent:

Under 10s Men’s Foil: Michael Davitt finished just shy of the medals, having performed strongly in the Poules.

Under 12 Men’s Foil: Matthew Sherlock – Gold and Trophy

Under 14 Men’s Foil: Myles Moriarty-Smyth  – Gold and Trophy

Under 17 Men’s Epee: Luke Sherlock – Gold and Trophy

Matthew’s First place was made all-the-more special by the fact that he 
will be the fouth Sherlock to have their name engraved on the Trophy, so 
creating a piece of Irish Fencing history and continuing the high 
standard set by his uncle, mother, and older brother.

Next Saturday is the East of Ireland leg of the Senior Circuit, where 
James will be fencing Men’s Sabre and be looking to improve his current 
Senior Ranking of 17th, while Sunday sees Michael, Matthew and Myles (the 3 M’s of the ‘Conleth’s Contingent’) head to Belfast for Round 4 of the
Northern Ireland Junior Foil Series. Stay tuned!

Juniors Get Enabled!

Our After-School and Morning Club director Cecilia Franken has done it again! We have enjoyed the visiting chicks, butterflies, Gardaí and firemen over recent years, and last week Cecilia organised an official visit from Enable Ireland. RTE came along for the ride, too! Here, Cecilia runs through the day’s events herself:

St Conleth’s welcomed Enable Ireland to our school on Tuesday the 28th of January. The event was held in the morning in our Sports Hall, which was set up for the purpose and consisted of many deeply enriching interactive activities between our pupils and Enable Ireland team, some of whom had physical disabilities.
The kids were welcome by Keith, Disability Co-ordinator, with a short presentation in which they watched videos showing Padraig jumping from an airplane for the fouth time, Brian practicing Jujitsu, Keith playing power soccer and Brian pulling himself to the top of a tall ship in the middle of the ocean!


The pupils then took part in a series of fun and educational activities such as playing power soccer with Linda Castle and Keith Hayes , who plays for the Power Soccer Irish team, learning to play bocce from Padhraic Dormer and Jason Kearney, who won a Bronze medal in the World Championships, trying to maneuver and drive manual and power wheelchair with Grainne Magee and Jason O’Reilly and playing educational games with Suzanne Daly and Brian Murphy such as helping a blindfolded pal to drink water and recognize objects by touching them as they were blindfolded. It was a pleasure to watch the kids interacting with the Enable Ireland team and being so enthusiastic and engrossed in all the activities. We were all very much so engrossed in what we were doing and we were all left amazed by all the skills the Enable Ireland team were able to teach us. 


It was a morning of fun and at the same time a deeply educational experience for all of us: teachers, pupils and the Enable Ireland team. St Conleth’s is very grateful to Keith and his team for coming over to our school and show us “how we can play together and have fun regardless our disabilities”. Thank you Enable Ireland!

Enable Ireland’s visit to St. Conleth’s Junior School made the news on RTE! It was featured on their ‘News2Day’ show on Tuesday, January 20th. Click here for a link to the RTE Player.

You Need a Noggin!

Did that gust of wing almost blow you back to Ballybrack? Are you freezing when you step outside in Firhouse? Shivering in Shankill? What you need is a Noggin! Turns out Greta was a bit premature with her doomsaying and it is still mighty cold outside. Protect yourself (and help a good cause) with an Official St. Conleth’s @nogginsport Hat! On sale for €17 at the Tuckshop and through Easypayments on https://stconleths.ie. Hurry! They are going quickly!

Dreamspace!

Mr. Kilcommons and his Sixth Form enjoyed an exciting visit to the Microsoft Dreamspace where they imagined (and experienced) the world of the future: thirty years, to be precise. Yes, Mr. Gates’s largesse has created a thrilling, educational experience which is a very hot ticket on the schools’ outings scene- and our kids were lucky to get a slot! The boys and girls benefitted from both the technology on hand and the necessary professional expertise.

As the good folks at Microsoft say themselves about the Dreamspace experience:

In the DreamSpace Primary School Experience, students will explore 30 Years into The Future. They’ll be faced with a world that’s very different one from the one we live in now. Cars can drive themselves. Drones deliver the shopping. Robots do the jobs now considered too dangerous for humans. Students will have to solve the problems of an imaginary country where transport is non-existent and translation of skills doesn’t exist. They’ll have to work together to find the solutions. If something doesn’t work first time, they can explore another way. They might fail but they’ll fail fast and succeed even quicker. The possibilities are endless.

New Heights!

Those PE classes and after-school trainings sessions seem to be paying off regarding Junior School basketball as, for the first time, we were AIJS Basketball Tournament Finalists! Our Junior School team had their best performance ever: finishing runners-up to megalithic St. Michael’s, and beating perennial powers Castlepark, both their A and B teams, en route to the final. We did notice the familiar names of Moriarty-Smyth and Sherlock on the team-sheet, proving that their athletic prowess is not limited to the noble art of fencing. Of course, it takes a full team, and then some, to compete in an intensely paced blitz-like tournament, so well done to all the boys and their coaches!

Get Ronan to the Paralympics!

We remember a young Ronan Roche Griffin lighting up his First Year Form Class with his wicked wit and a glint in his eye. Whether it was sending notes in binary to a like-minded stemmy classmate or politely wriggling out of some minor kind of trouble, Ronan always did everything with considerable panache. Now, he has transferred that swashbuckling style to Canmore, deep in the heart of the Canadian Rockies. Yes, this proud member of St. Conleth’s Class of 2013 is currently training on those sun and snow-basked slopes, striving to become the first winter Paralympian to ever represent Ireland. Don’t be jealous… the beautiful scenery does make soggy old Clyde Road pale in comparison, but Ronan is putting on some hard runs, upping his skills and stamina in pursuit of qualification. Find out more (and lend a hand if you can) on his GoFundMe page. Let’s help get Ronan to Beijing 2022!

Rugby is Back with a Bang!

All that fencing, debating and chess is great, but let us not forget that we still play rugby at St. Conleth’s…. and we do it darned well! A parent reports back on the latest Junior School Rugby adventure, complete with some great photos:

Continuing the Junior School’s strong performance in rugby this year, Mr. O’Brien led Third Form to claim victory over Willow Park last Saturday, despite the biting strong winds.  Well done to all the team in their first year of representing St. Conleths in Junior School Rugby!

Use Your Noggin!

Karl and Adam are two of our TY fashionistas so if they re wearing something new, you know it will soon be showing up on the streets of Milan, New York, Paris and Ringsend. So, hurry up and be the first I=on your block to own an Official St. Conleth’s Noggin Hat!

On sale for €17 at the Tuckshop and through Easypayments on this website. Noggin is a Community Interest Company: the profits they make go straight into supporting mental health awareness. Noggin is a Community Interest Company, where the profits they make go straight into supporting mental health awareness projects across the UK & Ireland.

The Pea and Mint Soup is Particularly Good!

No, we may not have ‘salted pork’ on the menu this week (pdf) but Chef Mark has included several specialties that would rival the best from Saruman’s famous storehouse in Isengard. Even a hobbit would be satisfied!

Two for the Price of One!

We are having our own January Sale here at stconleths.ie and, really, it is a deal you just cannot beat! For the price of absolutely zero (unless you monetise your smiles and chuckles) click on the links below and enjoy both the St. Conleth’s College Junior & Prep School and the Morning Club/After-School Newsletters. The Parents Association, After-School Director Cecilia Franken and the boys and girls themselves have put a lot of work into these newsletters… after putting a lot of work (and fun) into the carefully documented activities themselves!

St. Conleth’s College Junior & Prep School Newsletter

Morning Club/After-School Newsletter

Morning Club/After-School Photo Selection

All in the Mind!

Julien Porzadny does double duty at St. Conleth’s: he is half of our dynamic duo of French teachers (along with the equally energetic Ms. Crowley) and he also serves as our Mindfulness guru. Here, he fills us in on how St. Conleth’s attention to our minds is gathering international attention!

Three years ago, Mindfulness classes were introduced to St Conleth’s college. Since then, weekly mindful sits have happened, it has become part of our Health Awareness Week and it seems that students are enjoying learning about the art of “being”. Before the Christmas break, I received an email from the “Mindfulness in Schools projects” (the UK charity from whom I received my training) who were looking for stories about the experience of implementing Mindfulness in schools. I therefore decided to write back to them. They later on got back to me and asked for permission to release our story on their website. So, if you are curious to learn a little more about Mindfulness and how it has grown in St Conleth’s College, I invite you to have a read of “The evidence base, a primary & secondary case study – St Conleth’s College, Dublin“.

Simple but Spectacular!

After the highfalutin drama, dance and comedy of Aladdin, it was back to basics with the Preparatory School’s version of the Nativity story, but the simple elegance of the production proved that Howe, Hartnett et al are just adept at staging the timeless classics as the avant garde!  

Ms. Kelly’s, Ms. Leary’s and Ms. Redmond’s charges were all suited up in exquisite costumes (thanks, parents!) and the assorted kings, angels, shepherds and members of the Holy Family all performed with spirit and grace, bringing smiles and laughter to those assembled in our beautifully decorated Performance Hall.  It was a fitting, perfectly pitched close to the term and our Christmas celebrations. See the full video above and some snaps below, including some of the Juniors’ Christmas class parties and the students’ artwork that lined the walls of the hall.

Christmas Geniuses!

The Preparatory School took care of the original Christmas story but the older Junior School classes got a bit ‘edgy’ for their Christmas Show, all the while without leaving the general setting of the Middle East. Our song, drama and dance dynamic duo of geniuses, Pat Howe and Emer Hartnett, the veritable Rodgers and Hammerstein of St. Conleth’s these many years, with the support of all the class teachers and the Junior Parents’ Association, put on a spectacular, specially adapted version of Aladdin, and everyone in the audience went home for the holidays with a bit of ‘wow’. The mumps, the flu and the vomiting bug did their best to derail this show but Howe and Hartnett would not let that happen, and the student stars themselves shook off their various illnesses and left it all out there on the stage in the Performance Hall! We managed to capture most of it on film (thanks, Scott!) so enjoy!

Faith and Fun!

In less than a week, St. Conleth’s took part in two school-wide events, each of which conveyed a different but essential aspect of our community. Last Wednesday, we gathered at St. Mary’s-Haddington Road for our Annual School Mass, and remembered and celebrated the staff and family members who have gone before us and who helped to make our school all that it is today. The Senior School Choir provided the beautiful hymns, students of all ages led the prayers and readings and Fr. Michael, as always, found the right message and pitched it in his own unique way.

And yesterday, we went on another annual pilgrimage. We did, indeed, ‘Let Them Go!’ and released all our Senior School students for a well-deserved Christmas treat at the Swan Cinema after a good term’s work. Everyone enjoyed ‘Frozen II’ or ‘Jumanji II’ and the residents of Rathmines and Ranelagh were incredibly hospitable to our flying columns!

The Madchester Trip: Conlethians Party (and spend) Like Sheikh Mansour!

Manchester must be a bit like Las Vegas, as in what happens there seems to ‘stay’ there: it took us weeks to squeeze this news out of the intrepid travellers!

Many moons ago, when on the ‘red’ side of Manchester a certain ginger midfielder was passing with aplomb and tackling with a hellacious fury, and a young winger was running like the wind and exposing his chest hair with glee (and, apparently, sneaking into his brother’s house), a then-cub reporter of ours accompanied Mr. Shay Keenan on a Junior School trip to Paris.  Said cub reporter was an American and thought ‘soccer’ was for ‘girls, sissies and/or foreigners’.  Said Mr. Keenan set him straight, lecturing him on the glorious history of United and its demigods.  Then they both tuned in to some footie that happened to be on the television in the eh … museum: It was the 1999 Champions League Final.  QED by Mr. Keenan and Gunnar Solskjaer.  Sadly, this time around, for the first time in decades, Mr. Keenan missed the boat but Mr. Kilcommons did his best to fill Captain Keenan’s boots and soon the Annual Junior School Trip to Manchester settled into a familiar ‘sweets-spew-sweets’ pattern on the overnight ferry.

Mr. Kilcommons, being an Arsenal fan, is not too familiar with the Champions League, but he seemed to learn quickly . Thankfully, Mr. Sheridan was also there, and his twelves hours of consistent snoring somehow soothed the troubled stomachs and, he occasionally even joined in on the fun: the boat-trip of giddiness and nausea (but fun nausea!), the mall invasion where the Conleth’s kids adopted the spending habits (and lack of savvy) of the City director and the match itself, which honestly was a classic with action galore and some memorable (but not to be repeated in a family publication) chants!  

Fencing: Ins and Outs!

You know that fencing has always been an integral part of St. Conleth’s. In recent weeks there was ample evidence both outside and within our walls. First, the extramural: Conlethians continue to excel in national (and international) fencing competitions.

Claudio Sosa won Bronze in the Senior Men’s Foil in the Northern Irish Open; Myles Moriarty-Smyth won gold in the U14 Foil in the Christmas Cup and Michael Davitt won bronze in the same competition’s U10 Mixed Foil. It is great to see Myles showing Michael the ropes… and the points!

And within the hallowed walls of 28 Clyde Road, we have recently witnessed fencing become part of the regular PE programme. Here we see First Years enjoying their foils… and foibles as they come to grips with the noble sport (and their classmates).

The Rooks’ Return!

We have been neglecting a recent mainstay in St. Conleth’s sporting news: Chess. Yes, we compete and win in many different arenas, but certainly in the Junior School, Chess has proven particularly to be our forté. AIJS, Leinster and even All-Ireland trophies line our cases. The Junior School ‘B’ Team recently hosted a tournament for four teams and our team finished a close second to Lios na nÓg. Nathan Keogh won all his matches but there were some high quality games all over the Performance Hall. They are keeping that “A” team on its toes!

Hearty Bucks!

When the wind whips away that umbrella with gusto, the sleety rain ‘falls’ sideways into your face and the cyclists splash you on the only bits that escaped the car ‘wash’… it is time for a hot and hearty meal! Core-firing Beef and Carrot Stew is on the menu this week as well as some less traditional but just as stamina-stocking favourites:

It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like…

…the Annual Transition Year Christmas Tree Sale and Fair!  Yes, indeed: the wind has picked up, the sun was last seen September 14th, the falling leaves are halting nearly all movement in the city, Switzer’s has a vaguely yuletide theme to its window display, and if we just lost a few degrees, we would be neck deep in snow! And, of course, the Transition Years are once again readying themselves for another Christmas Fair and Tree Sale  extravaganza.  (Click for poster!)  They have been like busy little woodland elves: planting, cultivating and cutting the finest of firs and poinsettia and etching and whittling the most exquisite of Christmas cards and crafts.  And Gav Maguire has been doing his best trying to fill in as Santa but is not quite able to grow the wintry whiskers of one of his predecessors, Mr. Bolger, nor the rounder middle and rosy red cheeks of another!  Well, make this Santa smile by ordering a Christmas tree from the TY girls and boys and come by this Saturday, December 7th, from 10-4, for them and all the extras, including holly wreaths, poinsettia, tree stands and tea and coffee.  All proceeds go to supporting the Bride Light School in Uganda.   To order a tree, call (087) 799-8702.

Salad Days?

After last week’s Thanksgiving Feast, and in preparation for the yuletide excesses to come, we recommend (especially to the older staff members) that the impressive array of sales on offer this week on Chef Mark’s menu may be the way to go!

Happy Black Friday Eve!

The pilgrim fathers (despite their rabid anti-catholicism) would be thrilled to sees the celebration of  the anniversary of his extraordinary act of goodwill and friendship spread to these shores.  Of course, if the Mayflower had  brought along a galley staff like Mark, Emerson and Anna, the colonists would not even have needed the largesse of the native population!  Be that as it may, the turkey, the roasted potatoes, the sage stuffing, the creamed corn and the cranberry sauce were served on that first Thanksgiving day over 400 years ago, and we have been recreating that harvest feast ever since.  We personally have enjoyed Thanksgivings in many parts of the USA, and the local variations never ceased to amaze:  galumpkis  on the side in Greenpoint, Brooklyn; hominy grits in the backwoods of the Carolinas; stuffed chipotle on the edges of the Arizona desert; and cod cakes on the furthest toe of Cape Cod….  Well, Chef Mark’s ‘last-Thursday-of-November-unless-it-is-not-followed-by-a-Saturday-within-the-month-then-it-is-the-third’ extravaganza beats them all!  Juniors and Seniors and staff all joined together for a musket-bustin’  Thanksgiving feast for the ages. See the pics below to get a taste.  At St. Conleth’s, Thanksgiving is not just the day before Black Friday!

Turkey Time!

Of all the cultural imports from America, surely Thanksgiving is the most welcome. A holiday that celebrates diversity and community? Surely, even the most anti-American of European elites can accept that- then again, there is the accompanying traditional dish of ‘creamed corn’ which probably sends the devotees of Michelin chefs into apoplexy. However, our chef, Mark McColgan, always goes ‘whole turkey’ and happily serves up all the traditional fixings. Somewhere Squanto is smiling, even though there probably is a mall where his tee-pee used to be. Check out the special Thanksgiving Week Menu.

Still Movin’ and Groovin’!

Health Week may be over but Conlethians have not stopped moving… and groovin’! Here, the Prepsters enjoy their Dance Class and work off some of that excess energy, rendering them perfectly calm and docile little darlings for the rest of the day, and well able to sit still and enjoy ‘Storytime’ with Ms. Kelly.

The Write Stuff!

Our Juniors have The Write Stuff! Jamie Fanning was ‘Highly Commended’ in a recent AIJS handwriting competition… continuing our traditional fine showing in this annual competition. Well done to Jamie and his teacher, Ms. Dillon, for insisting on old-fashioned legibility!

Fun in the Foliage!

Let’s just admit it: the unrelenting rain, gloom and puddle-splashing cyclists of the last few weeks have brought us to our knees and a Ryan Air flight to some soulless but sunny spot on the Costa is the only thing that is keeping us from following our windswept umbrella into the Dodder… but cheer up! Junior Art Teacher Ms. Orla Mellon and her talented students have defied the elements and brought some colour and cheer to St. Conleth’s in this darkest, wettest November with their school-wide ‘Autumnal Leaves’ art project. See the process, the producers and the product, below!

Juniors Jump for Joy!

The Junior School also celebrated Health Week with both style and substance as Mr. Kilcommons and the other teachers planned a whole slate of activities which emphasised a natural and rejuvenating attention to both body and mind. In conjunction with their Senior colleagues, Juniors turned off their screens and picked up crayons, playing cards, a healthy lunch, tug-of-war ropes, parachutes and other implements of good, old-fashioned fun!

What is healthier than playing with a parachute?

On Thursday, the screens were dropped and skipping ropes were picked up as the Junior School staged a Skip-A-Thon. Mr. Kilcommons led the chants and rhymes but everyone had a go.

All those Health Week activities must have given our First Form super speed! Here they play a bit of dodgeball with Mr. Magee.

Of course, we don’t just get healthy during Health Week, especially when Sensei Ed Charmont is calling the shots at Karate Class!

Health Year!

Health Week may be over but that does not mean that healthy eating stops at St. Conleth’s. See Chef Mark’s latest menu to see how the dishes served up in our canteen are good for both palate and person!

On the Offensive!

On the offensive! Conlethian swordsman continue to win plaudits and trophies! Claudio Sosa took Bronze in the Irish Open at the Senior level: yes, fencing against full-grown (and bearded) men! And in the the opening round of the Northern Ireland Junior Foil Series, Luke Sherlock took Gold in the U16s and Myles Moriarty-Smyth took Silver in the U14s (fencing above his age level)!

What’s Going On?

We try hard to keerp you up-to-date with our ‘Events’ listings (to the right) but it is also useful to have one place where all the really big events are listed. Below (and, as always, under ‘Calendar +Information’) is an updated calendar (pdf) for the Junior School (Seniors’ is on the way!):

What a Load of Falafel!

and pak choi, and couscous, and lentils, and mac & cheese… this week’s menu (pdf):

Sound Bodies and Minds

Get ready for Health Awareness Week! Both Junior and Senior Schools are getting ‘psyched’ for a week in which we pay special attention to the mental and physical health of both ourselves and those around us. Activities will include: free porridge in the canteen, mental health talks, Sticks and Stones Anti-Bullying workshops, a Screen Free Day, a skip-a-thon, Zumba dance, a healthy Tuckshop, a 5000 step walk, Mindfulness sessions, a surprise film showing… amongst other events. And our Principals, Mr. ODulaing and Mr. Kilcommons, have asked that all students also deliver at least one random act of kindness each day- preferably to your teachers, but friends and family are also eligible. This week will certainly focus our minds and bodies on health but we believe we have already made a good start: see below for some pics from various Wellness trips to Herbert Park (before and after the recent monsoon season). This little green oasis is literally our Happy Hunting Ground!


News to Warm and Cheer

After an all-too-short midterm break, it is hard to come back to the daily grind… especially when it seems to be usually dark and always raining. Luckily we have Chef Mark and Co.’s culinary arts to warm and cheer us up! This Week’s Menu (pdf):


I Want to be a Policeman When I Grow Up!

Midterm is the perfect time to catch up on some ‘lost’ stories: Earlier this term, St. Conleth’s After and Pre-School Czar Cecilia welcomed back An Garda Síochána to St. Conleth’s and the Juniors got so excited a few over-eager youngsters had to be locked up in the mobile jail cell- to the youngsters’ delight and their teachers’ momentary relief!  

All was well in the end though, as many of the students got a chance to wear the police hat and and jacket and everyone boarded the state-of-the-art vehicle (short ‘e’ when you pronounce that!).  In all seriousness, the visiting Gardaí were top-class professionals who managed to be both personable with the kids and purposeful in their presentation.  You could see the awe in the eyes of the boys and girls as the officers explained their jobs and delivered some safety tips.  And it was reassuring to hear once again children talking about growing up to be a Garda… take that Google coders!

Spooks and Scholars!

Here at St. Conleth’s, we pride ourselves on the ways in which the Junior and Senior Schools interact. We think it benefits both groups of students, the big and the small, to be part of a community where children of all ages share a space and an ethos.

There is no better example of this than the annual Halloween Assembly when the Prepster goblins and ghouls are invited into the Performance Hall to liven up our term-ending assembly with a ‘Spooks Parade’. Of course there is some business to get done at these things, too: Mr. ODulaing gave his Gaelic-tinged interpretation of Halloween; Second Year Ciara Thornton roused the troops to be greener and do their part against climate change; Junior Certificate top finisher Louis Cullen received his ‘Murph’ Cup and LC perfectionists (625) Hugh Downes and Ian O’Neill were presented with their Bernard Sheppard Medals; and our Captain Emily Mansfield introduced all the Student Officers/Class Captains, presenting them with their badges of office. This being St. Conleth’s/FAme Academy, in between these talky bits, there were plenty of musical interludes, and of such quality that we think the next Past Pupil Concert may have to be at the 3 Arena. See the video above and pics below, and enjoy the break!

Italy, India… Ireland?

Is Ireland finally going to join the gastronomic greats of the world? Well, if we had more chefs like Mark of the school canteen, we would surely be up there with the other ‘I’s. This week, we sample the best of Parma, Bologna and Central Asia but Mark also has pride in the simple but profound native dishes, inevitably spud-based. Enjoy your colcannon!

A Soirée to Remember!

Ms. Fay, our stylish musical maestra, and Seamus Gallagher, our agent to current and future recording stars, pulled out all the stops and put on a concert to remember, one of which the sweet-sounding reverberations will be felt down the years… Whoever is planning the 85th celebrations better get started because it will be nigh impossible to beat the 80th Anniversary/Soirée Musicale of last Friday night when the Kevin Kelleher Wing was alive with exquisite music, the swishest of fashion, the finest food and drink and, of course- this being St. Conleth’s- the most compelling conversation in town. It was also the launch of the latest St. Conleth’s Quinquennial, edited by the the two Charleses, Crimmins and Latvis, and chock full of alumni and staff reminiscence. The book may have kept you busy over the weekend but Friday night, all our attention was directed to the stage where the ‘best of’ past pupil and current musical talent took the stage. ‘Eclectic’ was certainly the theme of the night as the stars and styles came from across the musical spectrum: ‘Conlethian’ and ‘consummate’ being the only descriptives in common.

Greg Purcell (2007), with indie matinee star looks and moves, started us off with a pitch perfect and powerfully emotive power ballad, Pink Rabbits from The National. Current pupils Caoimhe Moore and Trevor Bolger showed no nerves and played an exquisite version of Gymnopodie No. 1 on clarinet and piano. Molly Van Der Lee (2011) sang and played Landslide, evoking Stevie Nicks in her best incarnation. Then, The Band to be Named Later took the stage with the lively 21 Pilots tune, Heathens. Michael Horan, Rory Clark, Leah Crimmins and James Moriarty-Smyth made such a powerful impression, belying their relative lack of experience, that we are sure this band will soon have a name, as well as a fervent following! Noah Brabazon (2016), as always, calmed things down in his own smooth way with Gold by James Vincent McMorrow on piano, before the legendary Patrick Fitzgerald (2008) took the stage to turn up the reverb and the feedback and rock out with his own ‘love’ song : Goodbye!

Two stars of the Class of 2019, Matthew Rockett and Joe Gallagher, then played their own compositions, Notturno and Slipping, stunning us again with their talent and making it rather obvious why they are pursuing music at the third level. Sisters of 2016, Hannah Collins and Maryrose Counihan, accompanied by the calmly ubiquitous Noah on guitar, made Radioactive by Imagine Dragons the most pleasant sounding of emo musings. Seán Keane (2017), did what he always did when a student: he took out his fiddle and, without fanfare or fuss, took us all elsewhere, someplace more beautiful, for a little while. And then, as if to finally prove the versatility of this Past Pupil line-up of talent, Evan Kennedy (2014) made Jeff Buckley’s Last Goodbye his own, ending the Soirée Musicale with both style and substance.

The Multi-Talented Mr. Sheridan

Every knows about Mr. Sheridan’s sporting prowess both as a competitor and coach. He is a regular first team selection in the annual Sixth Year vs. Staff Soccer Match, playing an authoritative Makelele-like midfield, and he has been leading various Junior School sports teams to glory for years. Just last week he took our Junior School Soccer Team to the AIJS crown, vanquishing big school favourites such as Willow and St. Gerard’s. Well done to Mr. Sheridan and the boys involved!

But there is much more to Mr. Sheridan than meets the eye! If you were around in the early noughties, and happened to be wandering down Leeson St. at an ungodly hour, you very well might have run into younger, spryer Mr. Sheridan, looking quite fit in a sequinned leisure suit, heading from one fabled disco/wine bar to another…. for he was not only master of the midfield, he was also Lord of the Dance Floor! Times change and Mr.. Sheridan, as he approaches middle age, has settled down a bit, but he still can put on the moves, especially the two copyrighted dances, the famous Moonwalk and the infamous Worm, for which he was know in his heyday. It was this latter one which came in handy when Cecilia Franken, our After-School Director, was looking for volunteers for a creative re-enactment of the birth of a butterfly to act off the fascinating project. Words will not due the performance of Mr. Sheridan and his brave student co-performer justice. You just have to see it to believe it!

Rabid Rabbit Rubbers!

Cecilia, our Morning Cub and After-School Director, is at it again! The butterflies have flown but the rabbits have arrived to take their place and, once again, it is cuddling time at St. Conleth’s!

These are our latest guests! Thumper is the black one and he thumps when she is not happy. Mupster is the grey one and she is the more dominant of the duo. They are two four and a half years old girl rabbits! We decided to bring them in because we felt the butterfly project had missed the emotional aspect connected with the “pet cuddling”: that was clearly not possible with fragile creatures such as caterpillars and butterflies. The kids have had the chance to bond with them and pet them for the week and we all already miss them. Their visit has sent the kids into a state of frenzy and they were asking to pet them all the time, brought in tons of food for them and even asked to clean their cage: can you believe it?!  Our reward: looking at the kids faces light up as they hold the rabbits on their laps, break into a big smile and tell us: “When I am old I am going to get a rabbit: with my own money!”

Fencing Phenom!

It appears that we have a new budding fencing champion in St Conleth’s. Michael Davitt (3rd Form) competed in his first fencing competition and won bronze in the U10 Mixed Foil Category at the Lord Killanin Trophy in Loreto College, Dalkey last Saturday. Obtaining some helpful words of wisdom and assistance from his fellow Conlethian, Myles Moriarty-Smyth, this gave him the confidence to progress smoothly through the pools and onto the direct elimination phase of the competition, where he competed in the semi finals. Myles Moriarty-Smyth (6th Form) was also on piste and won bronze in the U14 category.

Genghis Khan in the Canteen!

Fear not , the hairy horseman is at St. Conleth’s only in a disambiguous, inspirational sense for, according to Wiki: Tartar sauce gets its name from the Golden Horde Mongols who invaded Europe in the 13th century, who were known to the locals as Tartars. This name comes from confusion over their allies the Tatars, because of whom the Europeans called Mongolia Tartary. This misnomer came from associating the name Tatar with the Greek mythological hell known as Tartarus. Now, it is simply a rather ‘tart’ mayonnaise which chefs like Mark serve with his fish dishes. Mark also has two of our Italian favourites scheduled: pasta puttanesca and melanzane alla parmigiana so get ready for more fine canteen cuisine! Menu pdf

Brother (and Sister) at your Side!

Mr. Keenan does not do things by halves: when we say that sport at St. Conleth’s is all about participation, he practises what we preach and issues an open invite to all students, both Junior and Senior School to join him on his Track and Field outings.  As you can see from the photos below, this year’s call for Cross Country runners did not fall on many deaf years in Sixth Class and First Year.

 And we do not just do quantity: there were some quality runners hidden amongst this horde of student athletes which Mr. Keenan led over the mountains and through the trees to the ‘Brother at Your Side’ Cross Country Meet in Santry.  And our boys and girls showed great sportsmanship and camaraderie, too. It was a beautiful day and everyone involved enjoyed the run and the craic.  Stay tuned for more Track and Field adventures with Mr. Keenan!

Inspirational Information!

Nearly everyone worked late last Monday night, and it has taken us almost a week to recover but it was worth it as the St. Conleth’s Senior School Information Evening was once again a smashing success. Such was the queue snaking down Clyde Road and approaching Elgin that the US Embassy security staff were on high alert as they thought another political protest was afoot. But the Marines had nothing to fear as these youngsters and their parents were just young families from Ballsbridge, Blackrock, Blanchardstown and beyond, all lining up to get a taste of the best private co-education in Dublin.

They literally got a taste from the school canteen as Chef Mark served up some a taster’s menu but they also got helpings from a ll the subject teachers and the sports and extra-curricular, too. And who were our best salespeople? Once again, the current students who amazed all and sundry with their affability, effort and sincerity. Apparently, a ‘free’ lunch is on its way, but we all know there is no such thing and this one was more than earned!

Information Evening: Mon. at 7:00!

Come and see why St. Conleth’s Senior School is attracting so much attention and so many students at our Information Evening on Monday, October 7th, at 7:00 p.m. Here is our promotional flyer (pdf):

Mexican-Irish Partnership!

In a relatively short time, Ireland has expanded its culinary palate quite extensively. Thankfully, Nescafe is no longer served as ‘coffee’ in most establishments and defrosted lasagne carved piecemeal from the permafrost does not make the menus of most gastropubs any more. But we also have the confidence to hang on to our native strengths and even engineer our own ‘fusion’: chilli con carne served on the old baked potato, case in point. Chef Mark has placed this simple delight along with other easy dishes on this week’s menu (PDF):

Butterfly Project: The Final Frenzy!

Cecilia Franken’s After-School programme is so active, sometimes St. Conleth’s School itself is just a province of her ever-expanding empire. But it certainly is an empire of fun! Here we read her wrap-up (though the butterflies actually unwrapped! as well as photos and a prize-winning video.

It’s been few busy weeks since our lovely furry guests arrived. From tiny baby caterpillars to beautiful ready to fly away butterflies, we have seen it and OBSERVED it all.
The kids feed the caterpillars, saw them grow and observed them hanging upside down to shed their last skin. Some pupils in after-school were so lucky to see a caterpillar actually turning into a chrysalis. What a fantastic thing to see!
Some others in Senior Infants and 5th class were lucky enough to see a butterfly come out of its chrysalis and stand by waiting for its wings to dry. In other words were were able to learn about the butterfly life cycle hands on.
Pupils from JI to 6th class worked very hard on finding out as much as possible about these fascinating creatures.

To highlight and celebrate our learning and achievements we had a third and final presentation on Monday this week where a team of presenters and researchers coming from all forms from 2nd to 6th told the all Senior school about their discoveries on the matter.
In the middle of the presentation Mister Sheridan was brave enough to challenge one of his 5th form students to a duel caterpillar-to caterpillar 🙂 and at the end awards were presented to those students and classes that excelled on our project challenges.

The preparatory school closed their project on Friday and as they were super-carer for our butterflies, they have now a super-cute mascot teddy to take care of for the rest of the year!
And if the project is finished for the school, well…the pupils don’t want to hear about it! Just Wednesday Marcus and James Wall burst into after-school, short breath and all, to show us all the beautiful caterpillar they had found in the middle of the footpath on their way home! We then knew our job was done: the kids had started observing on their own initiative and they could not get enough of it 🙂.

What a September we and the butterflies had!
We already wander what our next year project will be 🙂!

Return of the Kings

You know we can’t resist a LOTR reference, but the ‘kings’ in this case do not (yet) possess any sovereign kingdoms but they did certainly royally rock the Leaving Certificate in 2019 and now they have returned to spill their secrets to the Class of 2020. Tomás Clancy, Hugh Downes, Pearse Roberts and (Queen) Maggie Tighe were not necessarily our highest point-scorers (there were many!) but they all did extremely well and had gained acceptance into the course of their choice. Perhaps most importantly, they were also willing to tear themselves away from Freshers’ Week hedonism for a couple of hours!

Tomás is now happily lambasting any sufficiently ‘unwoken’ ones still lurking in the medieval recesses of TCD where he is pursuing a degree in History and Politics; Hugh is conversing with the higher beings in Theoretical Physics on the other side of the same campus (but light years away); Pearse is exploring a broader spectrum of Science at UCD with his usual humble excellence and impeccable manners; and Maggie has chosen the noblest pursuit of all: mixing Classics, Music and English at UCC. To be honest, the ‘secrets’ which were spilled turned out to be just good common sense but the assembled Sixth Years did seem to receive a real boost in their confidence listening to those who were now on ‘the other side’ but who had so recently been in their shoes (and stylish purple Performance Space chairs). Mr. Carvill was once again the guiding Guidance spirit and he also arranged for a three hour professionally delivers study seminar to get the Sixth Years off on the right foot and into the world of ‘mind maps.’ Where will all this lead the Class of 2020? Hopefully to results as good as the Class of 2019. Below you see a graphic, courtesy of Ronan ‘Mr. St. Conleth’s, Jr.’ O’Kelly, which clearly sets out how well our graduates do compared to the rest of the nation. So, Sixth Years, who will be the returning kings next year?

Never Mind the Gloom: Burrito Friday is on its Way!

As the calendar turns and the shadows lengthen, the weather is starting to run its usual course of perpetual precipitation, but have no fear… Chef Mark has the scheduled the immortal burrito to appear next Friday! The rest of this coming week’s menu:

No-one Suspects… The Butterfly!

Bart Simpson once famously fantasised about the butterfly being the perfect cover for wicked derring-do… but surely the soon-to-appear butterflies of the Afterschool project will be of a more innocent sort! Cecilia catches us up on what has been happening in this latest tour-de-force of education and fun, the hallmark of her out-of-school-hours empire!

The saga for our butterfly, or should I say… chrysalis, continues. After witnessing our very hungry caterpillars go through an extenuating “labor” to shed their last skin and reveal the chrysalis hidden inside them, we now have 34 perfect chrysalis to take care of. Wow! What a roller coaster of emotions we felt as we were transferring the chrysalis from the feeding cup into their new butterfly house! Because of the noise and the activity around them they literally started shaking like mad, reminding us with no shadow of a doubt that they were alive and ready to fight for their life! It was surreal and scary and beautiful at the same time.
Several kids were able to see the caterpillar transforming and all kids were there when we made the transfer so all Primary school had the privilege to witness such an amazing spectacle. We are very proud of all students and how responsibly they have taken care of our little guests. This week we have been busy making beautiful drawings of butterflies and caterpillars, making the final touch to the butterfly houses in each classroom, completing our researches, making videos, looking at shed caterpillar skin through the lab microscope and off course we have OBSERVED, OBSERVED and again OBSERVED!
We are all excited and cannot wait to bee there for our butterflies birth and are expecting that to happen from tomorrow onward for a week or so. (Note: The first emerged for Fifth Class on Friday!) On Monday the 30th the pupils will be giving a third and last presentation on this topic and then they will go with their teachers to Herbert Park to release these beautiful creatures and say goodbye!

Menu Della Settimana

Chefs Mark and Emerson are again at their cosmopolitan best! This week we have dishes from Spain and France, as well as an Italian pasta dish originally devised for workers in a certain unmentionable profession. Print up this week’s menu here or check it out below:

From Bologna to The Barbary Coast…

Chefs Mark and Emerson scour the earth for the tastiest dishes to serve up in the Conlethian canteen. This week we have the traditional Italian favourite, Pasta Bolognese, but also couscous, originally cooked up by the Berbers of North Africa, and TriBeCa chicken wings, removed from birds whose fate was sealed by the gentrification of their lower Manhattan neighbourhood. Print up this week’s menu here or check it out below:

The Butterfly Effect

If you ever need a pick-me-up towards the end of a particularly gruelling day, do what we do: take a look around the extensive grounds of No. 28 Clyde Road (and the surrounding area) for the current whereabouts of the Afterschool traveling party.

Cecilia, our Afterschool and Early Morning Care Director, and her trusty side-kick, Diego, will surely have their Lost Boys (and Girls) up to some hijinks which are both educational and incredibly fun and just witnessing youngsters exploring the world (without the aid of a screen) lifts the spirit skywards. Whether it is cooking up delicacies in the kitchen, creating bespoke artistic statements, climbing trees at Herbert Park or even just finishing homework in a supportive, collaborative environment, you just have to smile at the fun being had and the work being done. Jumping around in their day-go vests, the children really do seem to flutter and fly like butterflies!

In addition to the daily adventures, Cecilia also organises special ‘projects’ which she shares with the rest of the school. Last year, there were Chicks and Worms. This year, Cecilia combined fuzzy and wriggly and went for the Caterpillar Project… soon to be known as, yes, The Butterfly Project. Cecilia explains this latest extravaganza:

“This year as a project for the Preparatory and Junior school we decided to try to involve the kids in the observation of metamorphoses. We love for our pupils to learn hands on, so we decided to have live caterpillars delivered to St.Conleth’s. Each class has now a full butterfly hatching set including very hungry caterpillars and all the tools to observe them up close. On Monday last week, all pupils were given a presentation about transformation and the importance of observing and studying nature around us. 

This is a wonderful opportunity for the kids and all of them have been very excited and interested. They have brought in magnifying glasses, pictures found on the internet about the subject, made written observations on a daily basis, named their caterpillar teams and even brought in their very own caterpillars into school to join the hatching club! Our “baby butterflies” were tiny when they arrived but have been growing at an incredible rate and have already transformed their appearance substantially in just few days.
We hope they will all be snuggled up into their chrysalis by now and next week we hope the kids will be able to observe them shedding their last skin and revealing a beautiful translucent chrysalis.

The students were divided in to teams last week and assigned tasks to complete. It would be fantastic if you parents could jump on board and support your children with those tasks and talk to them about this amazing metamorphosis. The caterpillars are in the pupils classrooms and parents are very welcome to step in and observe too! Enjoy the pictures of our little “furry friends” (yes, for real, they have spiky hair:-)) before they change forever…”

Regards
Cecilia Franken
After-School Programme Co-ordinator
St Conleth’s College

Soup’s On!

And so is the salad… and the pasta… and the sandwich made to order. This week’s canteen menu:

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Happy 80th Birthday!

Just by chance yesterday, at about noontime, a woman and toddler were walking down Clyde Road and, when they came to No. 28, they happened to run into one of our many resident wits of Sixth Year, who was casually leaning against one of the gateposts and enjoying his second (at least) ice cream cone of the day. The woman stopped (with the potential Conlethian child in tow) and stared aghast past said wit at the glorious mayhem of our 80th Anniversary Celebration, with children from four to eighteen (and Mr. Keenan) milling around with well-mannered abandon. The woman pulled her child closer and demanded to know if the school were like this every day. Our Sixth Year politely replied, ‘No, miss. Just on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays.’ The woman shook her head in disbelief and stomped off down the road, perhaps to visit that more austere academic institution in Ranelagh.

What that child will probably now never know is what eighty years of Conlethians have proudly known: our school is more than the sum of its parts (or its marks). It is community of individuals who, despite their differences, and in some cases, because of them, meld together in a shared pursuit of learning, yes, but also, camaraderie and good humour. And these qualities were very much on show at our 80th Birthday Party. Bernard Sheppard’s vision and Kevin Kelleher’s mission were recalled and celebrated as the school begins a brave, new era. Mr. ODulaing took the stage and set it with nostalgia for the past but also enthusiasm for the future.

Fr. Collins, Mr. Gallagher and several student readers brought our Christian ethos to the fore and Mr. Kilcommons made sure to include the Junior School students in the reverie. Ms. Sheppard cut the cake itself, with the help of two Conlethian legacies, Daniel Carroll and Charlie Power. And this being St. Conleth’s, there was beautiful music during the interludes. Then, to the delight (if not surprise) of all, the ice cream truck rolled in and the party really started!

And The Special of the Day is…

It has long been known that an army runs on its stomach, but every experienced teacher knows that so does a school. And Chefs Mark and Emerson and the multi-talented Anna do such a great job in our school canteen, that we must say a visit to their domain does your heart and spirit wonders, in addition to the rumbling tummy! See what’s on offer this week below on our Weekly Menu (PDF to print) or each day in the Events to the right. Bon Appetit!

First Daze!

The TYs’ summer officially ends on Thursday at 11:00 but all the other years and classes have already taken that brave step… But really going back to school is not so scary at St. Conleth’s. In fact, judging from these photos, it seems like a lot of fun! Check out the smiles on the faces from the other years on their first day in the Preparatory, Junior and Senior Schools.

The Senior School

The Preparatory and Junior School

Welcome (Back) to St. Conleth’s!

We are sure all our students, old and new, are eagerly looking forward to the start of school (and perhaps their parents even more so!), so we are giving you all the information necessary to make it a great start.   Start of school dates and times can be found below and under Events on our homepage, as well as on our calendars which are always available, along with booklists and information on uniform and the canteen, under Calendars and Information, but if you are in a rush, here are direct links (Junior, Senior) to our uniform supplier, and our Cashless Canteen deposit page.  We will see you all over the next few days, bright-eyed and bushy-tailled, at No. 28, Clyde Road!

Senior School Start Dates and Times:

*TYs are only in school from 11:00-12:30 on Thursday the 29th

Junior School Start Dates and Times:

Ann Cramp: An Appreciation

It is with great sadness that we acknowledge the passing of Ann Cramp. Aside from the Kellehers and Sheppards and perhaps a certain games master, no-one has been part of St. Conleth’s for longer than Ann Cramp.  And certainly no-one has been more universally appreciated and beloved. Generations of Conlethians have benefitted from the ‘ship-shape’ in which she kept the school for decades, for most of them almost singlehandedly, and, just as importantly, staff and students alike have been for so long blessed with the constant presence of our own benevolent fairy godmother, always there with a kind word, a cup of tea, a quick joke and an unswerving loyalty and a capacity for care.  Ann’s domain had shrunk a bit in terms of time and place in recent years, but whenever and whatever part of the school she was in, it was always the cleanest… and the happiest!

Ann, Anna and Anne

Last Looks…

Our former Sixth Forms are probably in the full swing of summer by now but if they (or their parents) would like another glimpse at some of the highlights of their time in St. Conleth’s Junior School, here is a video of those key moments edited by parent Kathryn Grace. Enjoy!

An End and A Beginning

Mr. Kilcommons and Ms. Loomes led Sixth Form through a very fitting Graduation Ceremony as the boys and girls bid a fond farewell to their Junior School days. Many will be right back here in late August to join the Senior School as First Years, while some are heading in a different direction, but for both groups it was a poignant end to an important chapter of their young lives. There were prayers, photos, songs, jokes and memories a plenty with the perfect mix of fond nostalgia for the past and enthusiasm for the future with the students, teachers and parents, particularly Mrs. Connor (who has been through a few of these before!) playing their proper part. Well done to all who made it such a special evening and best of luck to our Junior School graduates as they take their next steps, both near and far.

Beam Us Up, Simon!

The USS Enterprise’s loss has certainly been our gain. Since his arrival at St. Conleth’s on Stardate 96268.25, Ensign Simon Toal has displayed a remarkable talent for dealing with those who need a little extra help, those with behavioural issues or those who find it hard to get along with those around them… and that is just in the staffroom! In all seriousness, Simon has been a godsend for those students who have benefitted from his help in his official position as an integral part of the SEN team, alongside stalwarts Ms. Killen and Ms. Long.

He has also, more unofficially, brought a breath of fresh air and a bright spark to the everyday life of the school with his wit, charm and inside knowledge on how to battle the Borg. On the last day of school, the Juniors got to experience another talent of Mr. Toal’s: Simonsmagicparties.ie landed its Tardis in our outdoor classroom and a special magic show closed out the term in style. Everyone, even brave volunteer Mr. Sheridan, enjoyed themselves immensely as you can see from the shots above and video below. New series starts next September!

Dog Day After-Break

St. Conleth’s is going to the dogs! The Junior School recently celebrated its ‘Take your Dog (or Guinea Pig) to School Day’! Everyone behaved themselves, though the Boxer did get his name put on the board for over-enthusiasm!

Art Matters!

We have a proud tradition of being an ‘artsy’ school and it seems like that legacy will continue! Our art teachers, Ms. Halpin in the Senior School, and Ms. Mellon in the Junior School, have filled our walls with examples of our students’ artistic masterpieces. Now, we will have to make room for at least one more! Second Form Conlethian Alistair Seery came 4th in his category at the Texaco Art Competition! Below we see him with his prize-winning piece and his certificate. Well done to Alistair!

Corroborating Evidence!

We have found even more evidence of both the fun and learning that went on during the visit of the Gardai to the Junior School last week. Below you will see more pics, courtesy of Morning Club and After School Care Director Cecilia, as well as a list of the rather serious advice the officers gave each class, along with plenty of thrills!

JI,SI,1st class

-personal safety while walking outside

-what to do if you get lost

-not to talk/follow strangers

2nd-4th class

-personal safety while walking outside

-what to do if you get lost

-not to talk/follow strangers

-what a kid should do if someone approaches him/her asking him/her to follow them

5th and 6th class

Safety when on social media

-how to keep safe as they walk alone – for girls: how not to put –themselves in a vulnerable position

-the right attitude towards alcohol and drugs/peer pressure

Sail Ahoy!

First Year Russell Bolger spent a gruelling four days racing at the trials for the Irish Optimist Sailing teams at Easter in the Royal Cork Yacht club. Russell, a former Regatta Fleet National Champion had qualified the previous year for the under 12´s Irish Optimist Team competing in Weymouth, but it was a dream come true when he landed a coveted place on the Irish Development Team competing in Nieuwpoort, Belgium this June 19.

It has been a busy year of strenuous sailing to achieve this goal with some significant successes along the way, including a share of the Feva DBSC award. In true Conlethian fashion, what better way to decide who keeps the trophy: a chess match at the Royal St George Yacht Club between Russel and his sailing partner Peter Williams from St Andrew’s! Well done to Russell, who is following in the wake of his big brother, Third Year Trevor, and accomplished and decorated sailor in his own right.

Everybody Do Your Share!

We actually find Barney the Purple Dinosaur even more inspirational than Hillary Clinton, particularly his little ditty about taking care of the environment in a small, everyday way: Clean up, clean up: everybody, everywhere. Clean up, clean up: everybody do your share.  Ah, those were simpler times, perhaps, but the friendly fellow’s words of wisdom still ring true today. Take Mr. Sheridan’s Fifth Form: last week they embarked upon some community service, and not because they were trying to avoid some jail time, but out of the sheer goodness of their hearts (and perhaps a bit of relief from Mr. Sheridan’s manic enthusiasm for Irish grammar). They suited and gloved up and headed down to Clyde Lane to beautify one of the few neglected areas in bounteous, beautiful, bourgeois Ballsbridge. Others may make grand statements about ‘Saving the Earth’ but it is this kind of local action that makes the difference. Well done to Mr. Sheridan and the boys!

To Protect and To Serve

St. Conleth’s After and Pre-School Czar Cecilia welcomed An Garda Síochána to St. Conleth’s and the Juniors got so excited a few over-eager youngsters had to be tasered!   Well, not quite, but for a while there it did look like a scene from a children’s zombie movie with the Junior Infants swarming the Paddy Wagon and our brave police officers barely resisting the call of the baton.  All was well in the end though, as many got a chance to wear the police hat and and jacket and everyone boarded the state-of-the-art vehicle (short ‘e’ when you pronounce that!).  The kids were especially eager to get locked into the mobile cell,  but the officers assured them that there was plenty of opportunity for that later in life when they were at university.  In all seriousness, the visiting Gardaí were top-class professionals who managed to be both personable with the kids and purposeful in their presentation.  You could see the awe in the eyes of the boys and girls as the officers explained their jobs and delivered some safety tips.  And it was reassuring to hear once again children talking about growing up to be a Garda… take that Google coders!

The Last Fence

Yes, our Conlethian contingent of debonair duellists did approach their last ‘fence’ of the season but unlike the figurative horse, there was no stumble! Inspired by the Game of Thrones, we will organise their Annual Awards and Irish Open results by ‘clan’:

The Sherlocks: Luke Sherlock was named ‘Fencer of the Year’ in both the U14 Foil and Epee, as well as winning the latter, and finishing third in the former, category at the Irish Open. Brother, Matthew, he of the angelic smile but devilish thrust, finished third in the U12 Fencer of the Year category, a s well as third in the U12 Foil at the Irish Open.

The Moriarty-Smyths: (Nominally arch enemies of the Sherlocks, but actually good friends). Myles Moriarty-Smyth was named U12  Foil Fencer of the Year and also took First in that category at the Irish Open. Big Bro James also enjoyed a very successful season but wrapped up early due to his preparations for the Junior Certificate.

Claudio Sosa Smatrala: Claudio was simply crowned as the Cadet, Junior and Senior Male Foil Fencer of the Year, beating out hordes of competitors much older (and a little bit bigger) than him! He also added the small matter of First Place in U17 Foil at the Irish Open.

Whew! Well done to the Three Clans. Summer is Coming and maybe the boys can catch up on Scooby-Doo and the parents can reacquaint themselves with their gardens. But, as we have said before, the fencers and debaters keep this rag in business, and we look forward to more swashbuckling exploits next season!

Power Lunch

Past Past Pupils Union President Donal Milmo-Penny and Current PPU Pres John Carvill organised the first ever St. Conleth’s Business Lunch and it was a smashing success, with close to 100 attendees at the Lansdowne FC. The featured speaker was Past Parent and famous entrepreneur Brody Sweeney and, by all accounts, his talk was as entertaining as it was enlightening, with Brody displaying both the confidence and humility, the ambition and realism which have enabled him to climb to the top of the Irish business world… twice! The Conlethians and friends who were gathered had a blast, with a bit of networking perhaps, but only as a side dish to the main courses of friendship, reminiscence and shared interests. Many schools do ‘business lunches’ but, as with everything at St. Conleth’s, we do them our way!

Rhythm is a Dancer

Junior School Principal Tony Kilcommons’s recreational activities have been assumed to consist mostly of the traditional, robust sports and agricultural fairs of his ‘Middle Connaught’ origins but few realise what a supporter of the performing arts the man is! Rumour has it that he flies over regularly to BGT finals and that he, Simon Cowell and Louis Walsh regularly meet for skinny lattes at L&C’s in Herbert Park. ‘Modern Dance’, in particular, is a passion of the principal’s and now he is bringing that love to the students of the Junior School. Last week, a professional modern dance performer and teacher came in to the school and led each year group through an intense but extremely enjoyable ‘hands-and-whole-body-on’ activity session and we rarely have seen the Sports Hall pulsating with such a combination of effort, fun and art. It was such a success that Mr. Kilcommons is considering adding ‘Modern dance’ to the After-School portfolio for next year, and- who knows? He may then even be tempted to show us some of his own legendary moves!

Relatively Recent History

Apologies for not posting this sooner, but the combined Junior and Senior School Parents Association produced a fantastic newsletter back in March which highlighted some of the many goings-on at St. Conleth’s College from the start of the school year until February. It is available here and on our Parents page where there are also back issues. Well done to the many parents and students involved in its production. Life at St. Conleth’s has gone on since then, so we do expect an update, but in the meantime, stay tuned right here at stconleths.ie or, for a quicker read, our Twitter feed: @Stconleths. The normal disclaimers apply!

A Peak at What’s Inside!

Fratres in Armis!

Parent Robert Smyth mixes two noble professions, fencing and Latin, long associated with St. Conleth’s, in his latest report from the front lines.

Last Sunday marked the last round of this season’s Northern Ireland Junior Foil Series. And a markedly auspicious occasion it most certainly proved to be.  Continuing the union forged and tested under the proud Eagle of the XXIII Legion ‘Latvis’ during the recent Classics Quiz campaign,  fratres in armis  James and Myles not only each took Gold on the day, but also the season trophies for 1st place in Under 12 and Under 16 Boys, respectively. Of the other brothers in arms, Luke, absent due to being in action on the Spanish Front, took the season trophy and 1st place in Under 14 Boys, while Sherlock Minor, Mathew, finished in 5th place on the day.  Given the outstanding performance of the Conleth’s cohort this year, perhaps Belfast’s motto “Pro Tanto Quid Retribuamus” has never seemed more apt!



The Guru in Action!

We are well used to the benefits having our very own guru on the Senior School Staff, but now Mr. Porzadny has begun to spread the love and the wellness to the Junior School! Last week, Fourth Formers completed their Mindfulness course with the Master and earned certification. Mr. Porzadny led the boys and girls through the same breathing and thinking techniques which have proved so successful in the Senior School and even incorporated the ITC Room for further exploration of the world of wellness!

Ready, Steady…Go!

St. Conleth’s hosted another very successful AIJS Athletics Championships last week at Irishtown Stadium and, this time, we even won some medals! Yes, usually we let our impeccable manners get in the way and we act the perfect hosts, slowing down just a bit (like Robert ‘Dash’ Parr) or landing an inch or two short- just so our guest can win medals and go home happy. This time, however, we said, ‘What the heck, let’s win a few for ourselves!’ So, the honour roll: Charlie Kennedy – Gold in the Shot putt; Hugh Leahy – Bronze Fourth Form 150m; and John Engmann – Bronze in the Long Jump. Our guests from around the AIJS still enjoyed themselves and commented on what a smooth show we ran. Well done to Shay, Gav, Mr. Kilcommons, The TY students, all the class teachers and the parents who helped out, and of course the many boys and girls who took part.

Francophonic Football Flair!

Mr. Porzadny and Ms. Crowley are at it again, keeping le français alive and active and fighting a two-teacher war against the ever-encroaching English and Mandarin. The French Transition Year classes are again involved with interactive projects with the Junior School but this year they taking new and varied forms. Below you see some snaps from a Football Français tournament run by the TYs for our Junior School friends. All the teams’ names (Monaco, Lyons, PSG…) were French as were the coaches’ and referees’ instructions (and a few muttered expletives when passes went awry). We even saw some French flair in the play on the field! Stay tuned as more of the projects come to fruition. Monday will see more French football (avec les professeurs!) and a special addition to our canteen menu: ‘French (Definitely Not Belgian) Waffles’!

Juniors Win Basketball Derby!

Nothing gets the blood up like a local ‘derby’. Just think of the blue versus the red of Manchester or the hoops versus the bigots in Glasgow… well St. Conleth’s also has its fair share of neighbourhood rivalries. Our Senior School Chess teams particularly love taking points from Gonzaga; the rugby and basketball teams get particularly ferocious against Marian and, before they relocated to a higher sphere of being, John Scottus and we used to have epic yogic flying races. Well the recent Junior School Basketball match in our Sports Hall (our first ever ‘official’ home basketball game) took it to a new level as we were facing St. Mary’s of Haddington Road, a school we know well from epic chess battles and the express queues at Tesco. And there was something extra on the line, for St. Mary’s was coached by none other than the brother of St. Conleth’s Head of Basketball Sean Ingle! This showdown had the makings of a Hollywood movie, or at least a Hallmark channel tearjerker.

But there were no tears, only cheers as the two teams competed in a spirited but friendly manner and the nets were snapping at both ends of the court. The final score had St. Conleth’s winning 31-29 and that in itself tells a story: many junior basketball games end with baseball scoreboard totals: 8-6, 12-7 etc… But such was the enthusiasm and skills on display from both sides, that the scoreboard was spinning like it was an NBA All-Star game: a true tribute to the players and the Coaches Ingle!

Science is Just a Blast!

Last September, Mr. Trenier started the Junior School After-School Science and Maths Clubs and they have been going like gangbusters ever since, with all sorts of lights and sounds (and smells) emanating from the laboratory after school, attesting to the Frankenstein-like activities going on inside. The Maths Club might be a bit quieter than the Science, but be careful… those algorithms can be just as dangerous. You need to know your limits!

Mr. T. ‘s STEMmy adventures with the youngsters recently culminated in participation in the ESB Science Blast, a programme in which (as the blurb says) ‘projects are whole class-led and collaborative, and participants are encouraged to think, wonder, investigate, create, design, explore the why behind the question – and in doing so they  learn invaluable new skills. Participating schools exhibit their work at showcase events in Dublin, Limerick and Belfast, where they receive feedback from the team of expert judges and participate in science themed workshops and shows. ESB Science Blast aims to  promote curiosity and critical thinking in children at primary school age to enable them to better respond to the challenges of the future.‘ Or as the kids themselves might say: ‘It is fun with magnets!’ Our participating young scientists cooked up various projects involving magnets, from a magnetic car to a magnetic wind generator to magnetic sugar (!). Here you can read more about the Fifth Formers projects. Above, you can see some action shots of their displays’ s well as some of the judges’ comments (very complimentary!). And below, you can also see some of the Maths Club engaging in some geometric hijinks!



Thriller in the Colosseum!

Our Classics Kids do indeed ‘kick as‘, or more precisely, ‘kick argentum‘ because they walked away with the silver, not the bronze, last night! Johnny ‘Julius’ Barry led XXIII loyal legionaries into battle at the ‘Ides of March’ Table Quiz in Mount Anville College where our vanguard team, ‘The Cyclops’, made up of Johnny, Matthew ‘Marius’ O’Farrell, Maggie ‘Messalina’ Tighe and Andrew ‘Lucius’ Latvis finished tied for first after the regulation battle and grudgingly settled for a close second after double-overtime, sudden-death gladiatorial combat. But this elite cohort had plenty of back-up: when the call went out to the provinces the recruits came in droves.

We had six teams for the first time in our long history of involvement with this august competition. Joining ‘The Cyclops’ were: ‘The Harpies‘: Grace ‘Gaia’ Childs and Katya ‘Karyatid’ Lawlor; ‘The Julio-Claudians‘: Oisín ‘Publius’ Power, Nathan ‘Numitor’ Harrington, An ‘Otho’ Other and Joshua ‘Marcus’ McCormack; ‘The Hoplites’: Shane ‘Octavius’ O’Rourke, Leo ‘Nerva’ Nolan, James ‘Hermes’ Hastings-Rafferty and fratres in armis James ‘Justinian’ and Myles ‘Miles’ Moriarty-Smyth; ‘The Lotus-Eaters’: Riccardo ‘Romulus’ Rassini, Adam ‘Flavius’ Fanning, Harry ‘Rufus’ Rooney and James ‘Jacobus’ O’Neill; and ‘The Epighoni’: Vivienne ‘Rufina’ Roberts, Kazim ‘Helios’ Haider, Zakaria ‘Charon’ Chabaane and Loghlann ‘Phoebus’ Flynn.

It was a glorious night with a suspenseful end worthy of the greatest of Colosseum combats, and Classics Captain Johnny can now retire with pride, having earned his salt and rustic retreat to Ranelagh by serving loyally in six straight ‘Ides of March’ campaigns. Judging by the talent and enthusiasm shown by the raw recruits in the younger yeas, his legacy will certainly live on!





The Peace Child Wows Them!

For One Night Only! Last Thursday night, the Junior School Musical, ‘The Peace Child’, premiered in our stately Performance Hall, and by all accounts it was a smash hit! Yes, Pat Howe/Emer Hartnett Productions have done it again: clever lines and lyrics, spectacular costumes, nifty dance moves and, of course, the show-stealing talent and cuteness of our student performers … all the hallmarks of our dynamic duo of theatrical delight! Broadway surely beckons but we hope to hang onto our talented two!

Mr. Kilcommons and all the class teachers also played their parts through the whole pain-staking but joy-producing process and we must mention the amazing painted backdrop scenery of Ms. Mellon and her student artists. And the night finished with our Parent Association’s rather impressively supplied raffle: someone has to pay for all this, after all! See the Ms. Dillon-produced programme here, some stills above and the full production below!

Citizen Cyclists

Next time a flash of spandex, go-pro and attitude nearly takes you out as you innocently step from the path… don’t blame a Conlethian! Yes, at times when walking the streets of Dublin, it seems that a two-wheeled contingent of the Golden Horde has invaded our fair city but with initiatives like ‘Cycle Right’, the council and its partners are assuring that the next generation of cyclists learn the proper rules and practices which will ensure their safety… and ours! Our Juniors are currently getting a professionally delivered cycle safety course, right here in the school, the yard and the surrounding streets. The eight hour course includes both class time and practical and that all important road test… after a few turns around the front yard of No. 28 Clyde Road!

Fifth Form Adventures

With all this hockey hullabaloo we have been a bit neglectful of our other newsmakers, particularly our little Conlethian brothers in Fifth Form who have been up to all sorts of activities (and surely a bit of mischief on the side), and without much fanfare at all! Well, better late than never! Below you will see an eclectic mix of photos documenting what Mr. Sheridan and his kids have been up to: space exploration and other science projects; taking part in our ‘miracles’ line-up; weekly rugby matches; using maths outside with our measuring tools; the Johnny Sexton ‘lucky boot’ competition; a business leader visit from Past Pupil and famous financier Matt Ryan; our Dragon’s Den event (dragons – Henry Sheridan, Mike Malone, Damien Clarke) for the JEP programme (Junior Entrepreneur Programme); and, of course, the various activities associated with our great ‘Egg to Chick’ project. Busy, indeed!

Leinster Champions!

They have done it! It was a happy, historic hockey happening for St. Conleth’s, as the whole school downed tools and headed to the wilds of Rathfarnham to watch as our Minor Girls beat Loreto-Beaufort in a ‘1 vs. 1’ shootout to decide the Leinster Final and bring home the cup! Ms. Speller, Ms. Stanley, Ms. Purcell and Ms. Leary were justifiably proud of the girls as they fought tooth-and-nail in a mighty defensive struggle which lasted the length of regulation time.

Sydney was, as usual, omnipresent in midfield and Caoimhe set our hearts racing with some scintillating runs. And Meabh, Siobhan and Ciara were all making game-saving stops and clearances in a see-saw battle of wills. In the end it went to a ‘one-vs.-one’ shoot-out and the girls were confident stepping up to the mark, having dispatched mighty Mount Anville in a similar showdown. The pressure was on but the Conlethians did not wilt: Vivienne came up huge in goals, stonewalling the opposition by bravely dashing from her line and then Alanna cooly circumnavigated their goalie and scored emphatically. It all came down to Sasha.

She had been there before, and perhaps Beaufort did not know, but she has ice in her veins. Some impressive stick-play, a burst of speed, a confident shot…. and the crowd goes crazy! And what a crowd it was, with the numbers and the enthusiasm recalling glory days of the past in rugby and basketball. Well, those sports have made room on the top shelf for a new trophy: one that says ‘Leinster 2019 Minor Girls Hockey!

Into The Final!

Our Minor Hockey Girls are into the Leinster Final! A first in Hockey for St. Conleth’s. They beat Dundalk Grammar in the Semis in a hard-fought defensive match, winning 1-0 on a short corner by Sydney Weir McErlean! A charming footnote to the match is that three players had older Conlethian siblings on the sidelines- granted special release from classes: Sydney, Vivienne and Ciara were cheered on by Georgia, Pierce and Oisín. But for the next match, there will be more than just siblings: the Leinster Final is on Monday against Loreto High School Beaufort- and the whole school is going to witness this great moment in St. Conleth’s sporting history!

Myles Better!

Junior School fencer Myles Moriarty-Smyth ventured to Scotland last weekend to fence in the Edinburgh stage of this season’s  Leon Paul Junior Foil Series. In a narrative worthy of Rosemary Sutcliffe’s ‘Eagle of the Ninth’, he wrestled 1st place, Gold, and the trophy from the amassed Scottish ranks 
of Under 11 Boys. He fenced extremely well, winning all his ‘DEs’ and the 
Final by comprehensive margins. What really added to the occasion was 
being refereed and subsequently awarded his medal by Britain’s 5-times 
Commonwealth Men’s Foil winner, Keith Cook. Big brother James and the other Senior School fencers had better watch out for this rising star!


Hockey Hoopla!

Our Minor Hockey Girls Team is through to Leinster Semifinal! This historic hockey happening will take place on Friday vs. Dundalk Grammar at the YMCA grounds in Sandymount. It is simply amazing that in a few short years, St. Conleth’s has become a legitimate power in girls school hockey and it is a credit to Coaches Speller, Leary, Stanley and Purcell. We will also see, below, the First Year team join with the Junior School players for a combo training session and pics from the Junior School team’s recent blitz at Mount Anville. It looks like hockey is here to stay at St. Conleth’s!

Rain or Shine…

…our Junior School Art Classes have a good time! Ms. Mellon somehow regularly gathers the anarchic energy of our Junior School pupils and channels it into the most creative of avenues. Even when her art class falls immediately after little break and the kids are at their most hyper!

Recently, perhaps inspired by a three week spell of constant freezing rain, Ms. Mellon decided to incorporate practicality (umbrellas) and hope (rainbows) and led her charges through a project where they designed their own ‘rainbow and rain’ background and then posed for an action-shot self-portrait. See the results above and below and stay tuned for more art news!

The Chicks Have Left The Building!

It has been an exciting few weeks at St. Conleth’s as our Great Egg-to-Chick Experiment was planned, initiated, brought to fruition, and now, bittersweetly, concluded with our fluffy, feathered friends earning retirement in the bucolic splendour of County Wicklow and our students left tearful at the parting but full of warm memories and some serious learning.  Just before the midterm break, Cecilia, our Pre- and Post-School programme director and lead poultry farmer, led a whole-school assembly to wrap up the project.  The students themselves played a large part as several detailed their part in the project, making multimedia presentations which were full of information and fun.  The biggest cheers, of course, were reserved for the famous chick races, on which Mr. Kilcommons ran a book, financing the chicks’ Wicklow retirement (and a few of his Six Nations pints).  Well done to Cecilia, Mr. Kilcommons, the class teachers, the students and the chicks themselves on starting what is sure to be a great, new St. Conleth’s tradition!

 

Chicks Impressed By Chess Teams!

Yes, maybe it was just the shine off the trophies, but our little chicks did seem awfully impressed by our returning chess teams.  Mr. Kilcommons, himself, give us the details.

All four chess teams competed in the Leinster School League Finals in St. Catherine’s Sports Centre, Marrowbone Lane on Monday 11th. Three parents travelled with the team as well as Mr. Kilcommons, with each assigned a team. Rafa De La Cruz gave a rousing motivational speech to the players on the road. It had the desired effect with all teams performing brilliantly.

Every one of the 32 players notched at least one victory from 5 matches. Patrick Coleman and Alex Dooley won individual prizes for remaining unbeaten throughout the day, a perfect five out of five. Declan De La Cruz Boylan is also worthy of mention with a score of 4.5 in the dizzy heights of Division 1- a great performance. Our “B” side also bagged a team prize, an 8-0 whitewash in their last fixture catapulting them up to 3rd place and a podium finish. We were one of only two schools to enter the maximum amount of teams- 4, so a gold medal for participation. The players will turn their finely tuned chess minds on each other later in the year for the annual in-house chess cup.

 

KFC: Kids’ Fun Chicks!

Though we do not subscribe to much eastern mysticism, we do admit that the old ‘yin yang‘ theory tends to work out: things do seem to find a balance, on a whole, given time.  For example, last week we in the Senior School hosted two lovely (honestly!) inspectors from the Department of Education and Skills but the Junior School hosted a few guests from the Department of Agriculture and Life who were even cuter and cuddlier than the cigiri.  Cecilia, the equally cuddly czar of our Pre- and After-School Programme, took the initiative with this ‘Eggs to Chickens’ project and to be honest, over our long association with this school, we have never seen anything bring as much excitement and joy to St. Conleth’s.  And that was just in the staffroom!

 

 

Cecilia is in charge but she has enlisted the help of all the Junior School staff (especially night nurses, Ms. Kelly and Tom) as well as the eager little hands of the Junior School Pupils, as everyone has watched, charted and documented the progress from warm, little eggs to vibrating balls of fluff to rampaging little T-Rexes!   Now we all await the final transformation to Frank’s Hot Wings… just kidding!   The science behind the project has been fascinating and you can see some of the many associated student projects above, as well as the many smiles (above and below) that this venture has brought to St. Conleth’s, just when we really needed it!

 

AIJS Champions… Again!

Signs of Spring:  St. Brigid’s crosses get made in schools.  The daffodils force their way up through the mud.  And St. Conleth’s is crowned AIJS Chess Champions!  Liam Hunter, Charlie Kennedy, Samson Labintsev and David MacNicholas now turn their attention towards the Leinster Schools Championships.  They scored 30 points out of 32, 8 points ahead of Monkstown Park School, who came in second and Rathgar Junior School, who came third.   A big thank you goes out to the parents who helped organise all the matches and provided transportation and, in particular, Rafael de la Cruz Arribas, who wrote this hilarious yet inspiring motivational speech for the occasion.  Rafael reminds us that the chess (or tennis or anything) may be very competitive but we should not forget that it should also be fun!

 

 

 

 

 

Second Formers: Action Kids!

Mr. O’Brien and his Second Form certainly put all that new-fangled ‘co-operative learning’ and ‘kinetic intelligence’ into practice, and they do it in a way that makes school seem fun and educational and all that theory actually useful!

 

 

From September, they have been at work on various projects and below you will see just a few highlights of the hands-on happenings, from a study of the Culture of  China to kite-building to geometric robot-making to a Study of Eating Habits.  Of course, they also enjoyed showing them off… and honing those presentation skills!

 

Hockey Hysteria!

Don’t tell Gav but the word on the DART, in the queues at D-Brook Fair and at the pilates and spinning classes is that there is a new hockey school on the block and its name is…. St. Conleth’s!  The ever-enthusiastic Helen ‘Rah-Rah’ Speller, and her coaching crew of Mses. Leary, Stanley and Purcell, have engineered a quiet revolution in St. Conleth’s sport.  Actually, it has not been that quiet at all, as you would know, if you ever hear the hockey girls traipsing through the hallways en route to another amazing upset.  The latest was when the Minor girls beat hockey-hallowed Mount Anville to qualify for the Leinster Quarterfinals, another notch in an already impressive list of hockey achievements.  Below you see the minors celebrating that accomplishment and the Seniors saluting the sunset after another rambunctious training session.

 

 

Johnny, Do You Want Them Back?

Magic Boots!  Below you see our winners in the Junior School’s  aforementioned  ‘Johnny Sexton Legendary Drop Goal Boots Competition’.  Maybe Johnny should have borrowed them back for Saturday’s match against the auld enemy? Ah well, you can’t win them all…  Still, our Juniors were proud to be part of one of the most memorable moments in Irish sports history, as well as to help out with a good cause.

 

 

Belfast…Paris…Where’s Next?

Fencing is cosmopolitan in the truest sense of the word: our band of brothers are racking up huge air miles (and bills for their parents) competing around the continent.  As you read below, the Conleth’s Moriarty-Smyths and the Sherlocks recently dominated the Northern Irish Foil Series.

 

Now it was time for those Parisians to fall to our swashbuckling heroes.  Myles Moriarty-Smyth took Silver on Saturday at the Tournoi De Fleuret Des Petits AS, hosted in Paris by CEP. He was the sole Irish entrant, and achieved a superb 2nd place finish out of a field of 46 Under 11 fencers. The competition draws foilists from all over France, ‎and the prestigious host club fielded a very strong selection. Myles narrowly lost the Final 8/6 to their No. 1 seed, having despatched all others on his way.  Another trophy for the shelf… and, undoubtedly, more to come!

 

 

 

Lucky Boots!

Where were you when it happened?  Yes, when you are old and grey and the memories are starting to fade there will be at least one etched forever in your sporting (and national) pride.  Johnny Sexton’s drop goal at the death vs. France in the Six Nations will be played again and again and again until the rising seas short circuit all our screens. And somehow, I think, Johnny just will not let that happen either.  Let us do our part:

But the story gets better.  Johnny donated the famous footwear for auction to help a very sick girl and a certain St. Conleth’s family ended up with the prized bootikins.  And this family loaned the hallowed hoofers to the school! Mr. Kilcommons then organised an interesting competition: one of our sports hall’s basketball hoops was festooned with said stilettos and all the Juniors had the chance to kick a hole-in-on, so to speak.  Everyone had go, and the crack was mighty, with one particularly skilled booter being carried off the court by his classmates!  Check out the pics below and stay tuned for the individual class winners.

 

After-School Fire Engine Fun!

Is there anything more exciting than a fire engine?  Cecilia welcomed the Fire Brigade to visit the After-School Programme and the boys and girls were thrilled to get a chance to board the fire engine, try on the helmets and blast their favourite teachers’ cars with the fire-hose!

 

 

And Officer John gave the older kids a talk about fire safety at home and put them in charge with going home and check all smoke detectors and the kids talked at length (!) about their experiences. It was lovely afternoon for all involved!

The Miracle of Miracles!

We certainly do believe in miracles, because it was a miracle that Transition Year Dylan Alves was able to fashion such a smooth final product out of the buckets of video and audio recordings we sent him!  Yes, Mr. Kilcommons shot the original footage of the Junior Choir’s ‘When You Believe’ himself, but fancying himself a bit of cinema auteur, we had quite an opus on our hands: part pop video, part film noir, part horror musical.  Dylan came to the rescue and after many an hour spent in the digital editing ‘room’ we came out with this rather professional looking and sounding video.  A big thank-you goes out to Dylan, as well as Ms. Emer Hartnett who led the choir through the many stages of the process.  So, here it is, in all its post-production glory.  We also would like to honour the students whose art was selected to adorn the CD, itself: the Herbot Brothers (Scott and Eimhinn), Aisling Grant and Sean Lennon. Well done to all involved in this ‘first ever’ accomplishment for St. Conleth’s.

 

 

 

New Year: Same Swag!

A New Year, another round of fencing…. The band of brothers headed North on Saturday for Round 3 of the NIJF series, and in time-honoured fashion, they returned with a full complement of medals:  James Moriarty-Smyth- Gold in Under 16 Boys; Luke Sherlock- Silver in Under 14 Boys; Myles Moriarty-Smyth- Gold in Under 12 Boys and Mathew Sherlock- Bronze in Under 12 Boys.  In addition to fencing, James, as qualified Level One referee, officiated throughout the day, including all of Mathew’s poule matches; needless to say fair play and impartiality prevailed.

 

A Simple Story, Spectacularly Told

After the extraordinary drama of the Junior School’s first ever professionally produced single (see below),  it was back to basics with the Preparatory School’s version of the Nativity story, but the simple elegance of the production proved that Drama Teacher Pat Howe et al are just adept at staging the timeless classics as the avant garde!

 

Ms. Kelly’s, Ms. Leary’s and Ms. Purcell’s charges were all suited up in exquisite costumes (thanks, parents!) and the assorted kings, angels, shepherds and the members of the Holy Family all performed with spirit and grace, bringing smiles and laughter to those assembled in our beautifully decorated performance hall: a perfectly pitched close to the term and our Christmas celebrations.  See and hear for yourself, below!

 

The So-Young Quartet!

Everyone knows that Conlethians are the coolest of cats and that 28 Clyde Road is hipster heaven but last Friday we reached new heights of hipness as Piano Teacher So-Young invited some of her musical friends by to help out with the accompaniment:  there was Dave Mooney plucking the Double Bass, Conor  Murray keeping the beat on the drums and So-Young herself organising the whole affair.

And who was the fourth member of the quartet?  Why, a whole slew of Conlethian ivory-ticklers, students of So-Young from First Class to Fifth Year took their turn at the piano stool and under the spotlight.  It was a stylishly sonorous affair and, except for the brightness and cleanliness of our Performance Hall, you might have thought you had wandered into some Jazz bar in the depths of Manhattan or Chicago, such was the quality and coolness of the music.  S0-Young was justifiably proud of her students and friends, and the parents and guests were very impressed, indeed, with this tasteful and pitch perfect use  of our musical space. See and hear the action, above and below!

Party Time in After School!

Cecilia Franken, St. Conleth’s After-School Programme Co-Ordinator, knows how to throw a party! DJ, dancing, disco lights, limbo bar and (of course) sweets were on offer as Cecilia’s kids (and some of their parents) really got into the holiday mood!

 

 

Of course, fun and games are always part of the After-School Programme, that is, after you get your homework done!  Cecilia runs a tight ship, but a fun-filled one, and arts and crafts, snacks, sport and all sorts of indoor and outdoor games are on the agenda.  When the weather, and light permit, there are even trips down to Herbert Park where the kids enjoy the greenery and the fabulous playgrounds.

 

 

Cecilia also runs our Early Morning Drop-Off Supervision, where her charges benefit from a similar diet of learning and fun!

 

 

True Believers!

The first miracle of this Christmas season was Music Teacher Emer Hartnett’s almost unbelievable accomplishment of organising and executing the Junior School Choir’s grand plans for this Christmas: the practising, recording and promotion of a charity single, ‘Would You Believe?’, to benefit St. Conleth’s partnership with a community in Uganda.   The hours that went into the project were countless and the stress, on both mind and ear considerable, but Ms. Hartnett and her army of sweetly-singing girls and boys pulled it off.  Please support this impressive accomplishment and noble cause by purchasing a copy of the single from the school.  In the meantime, feast your eyes on these videos.   I think you will agree, that miracles do happen, but they are often preceded by talent, hard work and enthusiasm!

First up, a rather rough mash-up of the choir singing in different settings around the school, with a real, live soundtrack!

Now, the same video but backed by the studio recored vocal track.

And, now, the choir in studio, on one of their many ‘takes’:

And lastly, a special note, or is that an arpeggio? Notice one particular boy’s ‘shush’ attempt at the end!

A Trophy in Every Stocking?

Yes, the band of brothers (and Claudio) have been busy leading into the holidays, building up their supply of precious metals… perhaps for re-gifting at Christmas? There simply is no more room on the trophy shelf!  Pembroke Fencing Coach Olga Volga and Conlethian fencing parent Kathrin Chambers provide a round-up of our recent fencing exploits:

At the National Fencing Seniors Championship, Claudio Sosa won a gold with his team, the mysteriously-dubbed ‘Pound of Fleche Reloaded’, made up mostly of fencers from The Queen’s University of Belfast (which our young Claudio was welcomed to join!).  They were crowned as the National Champions for 2018 in the modern pentathlon premises in Blanchardstown.

 

 

Then Claudio and Luke travelled to Marburg in Germany for the 18th Marburg International Open City Championships.  The standard was high as every at the competition and both boys competed on both Saturday and Sunday. Their efforts were rewarded as Luke brought home Bronze in both the U14 Epee and U14 Foil competitions. Claudio brought home Silver in the U17 Foil and Bronze in Senior Foil.

 

And, finally (for now!),  the merry fencers travelled to Belfast last Sunday for the 2nd of the Northern Ireland Junior Foil Series and they returned with their now customary haul of medals, with Claudio securing gold once again in the U17 category, Luke Sherlock gold in the U14 and Matthew Sherlock taking home a hard fought silver in the U12s.  Alas, it was a slightly depleted group as they were missing the Moriarty-Smyth brothers.  James suffered an injury playing a more modern (and less sophisticated) sport t break-time.  However, he is on the mend and will soon be back in action, leading the charge onto new fields of fencing glory!

 

Chess D Boys Join the Party!

St. Conleth’s is all about inclusion and participation, and though our top chess teams compete with the best in Leinster and Ireland (and, indeed, winning both those championships in recent years), we also have a very high participation rate in chess, covering a range of ages, abilities and experiences.  Earlier this week, our Junior School Chess D Team were tough competitors but perfect gentlemen as they hosted a Leinster Schools ‘cluster’ competition. Everyone played three matches with Harrison Noble winning two of his! Well done to our whole team and our visitors, too.  Everyone enjoyed themselves with an afternoon of challenging but friendly chess.  Team members: Conor Daly, Sam MacKenzie, Harry Noble, Michael Davitt, Luke Gilligan, Harry Collins, Paddy Cosgrove and Rowan Flynn.

 

A Conleth’s Christmas!

The Annual St. Conleth’s Traditional Christmas Fair is being held this year on Saturday, December 8th from 9.30-4pm. As well as trees (€30-€120), beautifully hand decorated wreaths (€20-€80), poinsettias, lucky dip, raffle, hot refreshments, live music, carol singers and lots of Christmas cheer, the students will have lots of wonderful stands selling cakes, crafts, treats and much more (please remember to bring old-fashioned cash on the day!). This is a wonderful opportunity to do some essential Christmas shopping whilst helping a good cause and adding to the Traditional St. Conleth’s Christmas Fair Cheer!  Proceeds as always will go towards the Africa Project. The schools past fundraising efforts have borne fruit and the latest development is that the villagers now have their own borehole to collect water – a huge step and a massive help to the community.  Check here for our price-list and see our TY students’ artful promotions below, as well as a photo of the good which comes from it all.  See you Saturday!  Mr. Alan Trenier, TY Co-Ordinator.

 

 

 

Chess ‘A’ Team in the Thick of It!

Pardon if we sound a bit like Ross O’Carroll Kelly, but as it is with rugby, hockey and sports and culture in general, to be the best  in Leinster in chess is to be the best in Ireland!  Our Junior School A Team recently had their Leinster Division 1 Play-Off and, once again, competed with the best chess teams in the country.  St. Conleth’s mother and chess guru Gillian O’Leary reports:

The Division One Chess Play Offs went very well today, with 10 teams of 8 players each competing.  The standard was very high with St. Marys Haddington Road coming out on top.  The top  4 teams will  progress to the Division One finals, while the other 6 teams will participate in the Leinster Shield in February 2019.  The St. Conleths team played 3 matches winning one in style (7-1) but losing two matches to strong opposition (1.5, 2.5). All team members played really well, and represented the school in an excellent manner.  Special congratulations to John Byrne and Samson Labintcev who both scored 3 out of 4 and each won a team board prize.  Having consulted with Alex Baburin, we selected the board order based on current strength (rather than the standings earlier in the year).    Well done to all involved!   Team members:  Charlie Kennedy, Liam Hunter, David MacNicholas, Matthew Sherlock, Declan de la Cruz Boylan,  John Byrne, James Maher and Samson Labintcev.

 

 

The Write Stuff!

Masters of an almost lost Art!  Two of our Juniors have won ‘Highly Commended’ awards in the AIJS Handwriting Competition.  Well done to Elí Strahan and Eli-John Kiernan and their teachers.  Below you can see our two honourees, as well as a sample of their fine cursive writing.  Now, if only the two Elis could influence some of the scrawlers and scribblers we have elsewhere in the school.   Good penmanship goes a long way!

 

 

Christmas for Everyone!

With Black Thursdays, Cyber Mondays and various other promotions and mercantile devotions, it is easy to get all ‘wrapped up’ in the more commercial aspects of Christmas.  One way to remain grounded and stay closer to the holy day’s original significance is to support the Junior School’s annual charity appeal in aid of Brother Kevin Crowley’s Homeless Day Centre. Below you can access all the details and see a couple of photos from last year’s impressive collection.

 

 

The Junior School Parents Association will once again be organising a charity collection for Brother Kevin Crowley’s Homeless Day Centre in the inner city. This is a very practical and visible annual event for our pupils and parents which brings home the realities of life for many families less fortunate than ourselves. Attached is the information flyer and an article on the Day Centre in yesterday’s Irish Times newspaper.


					

Chessmen Return!

For too long we have let the fencers, the debaters  and the hockey and rugby players dominate the headlines:  we all know St. Conleth’s is really a chess school!  Well, opening gambits have been played, and we have the first news of the season. First a general run-down on the season ahead from Principal Kilcommons and then a helpful Conlethian mother, June Fanning-Kieran gives her report:

The format of the chess leagues is different this year with each team doing a “cluster day” of matches against all the schools in their group rather than single school fixtures spaced over a long period of time. We will be hosting the “B” and “D” cluster days here in the school in the coming weeks. The “A” team are playing in the Talbot Hotel this Thursday. We have four teams with eight players on each team. There are some very young players on a couple of the teams but they will gain valuable experience and we are sure the proud Conlethian tradition of chess success will continue. T.K.

 

 

The St Conleth’s C team had a super day out playing very competitive and close matches against St Catherine’s B, Líos na nÓg and Sandford Parish National School. It was the first time representing the school in a chess tournament for a few of the boys and they did really well. They all did the school proud, in their chess ability, sportsmanship and excellent behaviour. They finished up in third, beating Líos na nÓg by half a point in the 3th/4th place final match. Hopefully lots more chess tournaments to come! Alex Dooley, Joe Kelleher and Eli-John Kiernan also won medals for the joint best performance on the team with two wins each. J. F.-K.
Well done to all.

 

 

 

 

Talkin’ Turkey: Thanksgiving at St. Conleth’s!

Somewhere Squanto must be smiling… as he sees the celebration of  the anniversary of his extraordinary act of goodwill and friendship spread to new shores.  Of course, if the Mayflower had  brought along a galley staff like Mark, Emerson and Anna, the colonists would not even have needed the largesse of the native population!  Be that as it may, the turkey, the pumpkin pie, the sage stuffing, the creamed corn and the cranberry sauce were served on that first Thanksgiving day over 400 years ago, and we have been recreating that harvest feast ever since.  We personally have enjoyed Thanksgivings in many parts of the USA, and the local variations never ceased to amaze:  galumpkis  on the side in Greenpoint, Brooklyn; hominy grits in the backwoods of the Carolinas; stuffed chipotle on the edges of the Arizona desert; and cod cakes on the furthest toe of Cape Cod….  Well, Chef Mark’s ‘last-Thursday-of-November-unless-it-is-not-followed-by-a-Saturday-within-the-month-then-it-is-the-third’ extravaganza beats them all!  Both Juniors and Seniors and the ghost of Elvis Presley (he had seconds) joined us for a musket-bustin’  Thanksgiving feast for the ages. See the pics below to get a taste.  At St. Conleth’s, Thanksgiving is not just the day before Black Friday!

 

 

We Look Back… and Forwards

Our Annual School Mass is always an affair in which we engage with mixed emotions.  In this liturgical time of remembrance, we rightly look back and remember the Conlethians who are no longer with us, a list which grows longer each year.  But we also take great joy and hope in seeing the ever-renewing community of St. Conleth’s, gathered as one in celebration of our Christian ethos.  Our Chaplain, Father Michael, as always, had the right words for the occasion, reminding us of the hundredth anniversary of Armistice Day, and also the universality at the heart of our ethos.

 

 

The many names of St. Mary’s Catholic parishioners on the World War Remembrance plaque poignantly drove home the message.  We are more must-cultural and multi-faith as a community than we were in 1918 or 1939, but the essentials of our Catholicism are such that they find much resonance in many other faiths and beliefs, and though the rites may be different, there is much more in common to keep us together.  Together also were the Junior and Senior Schools which is always a delight to see- and hear.  Ms. Hartnett and Ms. Fay and Ms. DeBhal had their respective choirs in top voice, as you can hear and see below!

 

Oh, Just Go Fly a Kite!

With tuppence for paper and strings
You can have your own set of wings
With your feet on the ground
You’re a bird in a flight
With your fist holding tight
To the string of your kite
Oh, oh, oh!
Let’s go fly a kite
Up to the highest height!
Let’s go fly a kite and send it soaring
Up through the atmosphere
Up where the air is clear
Oh, let’s go fly a kite!

Mr. Kilcommons does not at first strike you as the musical aficionado type but he surely must have been inspired by Mary Poppins when he concocted the idea to invite a professional kite building and flying company in to the Junior School.  Or perhaps he had just, in a rare moment of pique, use the idiom when the Sixth Formers were getting on his nerves, and now he was just covering his tracks!  It might also have had something to do with Science Week.  In any event, it worked out well for all involved as the Junior School boys and girls enjoyed a day of kite-building workshops in the gym and then strolled down to Herbert Park to launch their aerodynamic creations.  That is, if  ‘aerodynamic’ also mean to catch and not just dodge the wind!  They certainly did that, and now you can see some of these kites festooning the sycamores and chestnuts of Herbert Park. Think of it as early Christmas decorations!   And yes, despite Ms. Poppins’s claim of this eternal delight costing just a ‘tuppence’, the bill was slightly larger.  Thankfully, the JSPA have offered to pick it up.  That is, unless they now tell us to just go fly…

 

 

Please Speak Up!

Actually, it is quite a rare occurrence that a St. Conleth’s teacher needs to ask students to ‘speak up’: it is Conlethian tradition to speak one’s mind, at length and repeatedly about topics known and unknown.  Perhaps it is our strong debating tradition… perhaps it is from being prompted for party pieces at numerous dinner parties… but it definitely has something to do with Speech and Drama Czar Pat Howe’s long association with the school.  We all know about his year-end, West End-ready productions such as The Lemonade Kid but valuable work is done week by Pat week-in and week-out as he visits each class and leads the boys and girls in various public speaking and acting activities.  The kids are given free rein and full voice. Seen and not heard, indeed!  A highlight is always the Speech and Drama Exams, whereby external examiners come in to test and officially recognise our students’ prepared performances.   They always leave with a smile on their faces if with somewhat weary ears!

 

Hi-Tech Marvels!

The Junior School Parent Association has once again enabled us to stay on the cutting edge of technology.  Nevermind those flashy Chromebooks (take ages to polish), audiobooks, interactive whiteboards and language-learning apps.  The JSPA just completed their annual sale of the absolute must-have item  this Christmas, and our students who availed of the opportunity to purchase said technological marvels may well be the ‘first on the block’ (or cul-de-sac) to have them.  Yes, Paperbooks have arrived!  Their advantages over old-fashioned, traditional screen-based and app-accessed books are many: they are quite portable; they are backwards and forwards compatible with any reading program you have installed; they have infinite battery life; they have a pleasant aroma and realistic ‘touch-surface’ which you may well mistake for a real screen; and they fulfil all GDPR regulations (that is, unless you are prone to writing ‘JK luvs TC’ inside the back cover).  Well done to all the parents who took part in this worthy but weighty enterprise and raised significant funds for school development.  We may well now  buy some of these ‘books’ ourselves!

 

Our Chivalric Heroes!

Well, technically they do not actually compete on horses (yet), but our young fencing heroes do display all the necessary knightly virtues:  fighting skill, courage, impeccable manners, an eye for the young fencing ladies… and the willingness to spend their weekends dressed up like medieval warriors!   And the most ‘ye olde worlde-ly’ of all the fencing competitions must be the Lord Killanin Trophy: the title alone fairly reeks of the antiquarian aspect of the noble sport.  But we fear that they may change that title soon to the ‘St. Conleth’s In-House Trophy’ if we continue to dominate the competition!

 

 

Last weekend, at Loretto-Dalkey, the band of brothers (Moriarty-Smyth-Smyth and Sherlock) and Claudio ‘Zorro’ Sosa once again bagged most of the shine available. In Cadets (Under 16s) Foil, Claudio won Gold and  James finished 5th.  In the Under 14 Foil,  Luke won Gold!  In the Under 12 Foil,  Myles won Gold and Mathew placed 5th, and in the Under 15 Epee, Luke won Silver.  That was just on Saturday.  On Sunday (after completing several pages of their Study-Books), the merry band headed north to Belfast, where they competed in the Northern Ireland Junior Foil Series Round 1.  And our boys did not do the Brexit negotiations any favours!  In Cadets (Under 16s) Foil, Claudio won Gold and  James took Silver (another all-Conlethian final!) In the Under 14 Foil,  Luke won Gold and in the Under 12 Foil, Myles copped Gold and  Mathew finished 5th.  Whew.  And, yes, there are rumours of a jousting court being included in our next extension!

Maths: It All Adds Up!

A few years ago,  a research report commissioned by UNESCO/UNICEF/The Illuminati found that Ireland’s schools were lagging behind the international competition in their Maths scores.  In response, the rusty gears  at the Department of Education and Skills slowly began turning and soon were churning out an endless series of STEM-promotions.  Expensive and of dubious effectiveness, the mandarins of Marlborough Street would have been better off just paying a visit to 28 Clyde Road to see how Maths teaching is properly done!  We recently celebrated another whirlwind Maths Week with daily puzzles, sudoku competitions, Maths Magic Shows and visits to special lectures at Engineers Ireland.  And the winners of the competitions were honoured at our October assembly (and can be seen sporting their ‘Maths Mugs’ below).  But the funny things is: every week is ‘Maths Week’ at St. Conleth’s!  And our  Maths teachers not only do the fun, happy-clappy, ‘up with people’ bits well, they also deliver the curriculum better than anyone in the country.  The results, both Junior Certificate and Leaving Certificate, speak for themselves and can be seen on the slide below.   Even more impressive is the high praise earned during an official inspection a few years ago.   Click here to see the full inspection report or just take a quick look at their main findings, verbatim:

 

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Notice the use of the word ‘excellent’?  Inspectors avoid such words of enthusiastic endorsement like the plague, but they felt compelled to bestow them on our Maths teachers liberally.  And our inspector personally vouchsafed that she had never before seen such enthusiasm and sheer Mathematical knowledge amongst students at any other school.  And since that inspection, our Maths results have only gotten better.  George Soros, and whoever else is really in charge, better take notice!

 

A Spectre is Haunting St. Conleth’s…

But have no fear: it is not the lumpenproletariat looking for the redistribution of wealth, it is a fun-loving gang of scary but innocent Junior Schoolers, led by the commander-in-chief of puerility!  Every year we have an October assembly which marks the ever-more-important holiday of Halloween but also serves to recall the past and look to the future at this poignant point in the waning of the year.

 

 

Mr. ODulaing, once again, led our assembly, eloquently looking back with fondness and forward with enthusiasm, and Mr. Gallagher provided the multi-cultural background to this ancient feast day.   And, this being St. Conleth’s/Fame Academy,  Russell, Amy, Mark, Colin and Stephen musically accompanied the dignified affair.  Everything was going swimmingly until a loud, obnoxious knock was heard at the door and in barged the Chief Executive of prolonged toddlerhood and his minions and an enjoyable chaos ensued.  Check out the photos above, which include some of each Junior classs, captured in their own lairs before the attack on their rather delighted victims. And below we see and hear Stephen Allen, who has adorned our assemblies with his superb singing many times over the years.

 

Rugby Teams Roll On!

Winning is obviously infectious.  Our First Year Rugby Team continued its record-setting start to the season with a blitz win at the High School and then a comprehensive whomping of Marian College 59-15, in the salubrious setting of the Aviva Stadium, no less!  But this victory virus has also spread to our other teams: the SCT enjoyed a solid Leinster League victory last week, led by our very large Rugby Captain, Dylan Browne, and the gory old-school heroics of Johnny ‘Rambo’ Barry.  Then the Sixth Form team joined the fun with a 13-1 win over St. Michael’s over the weekend.   So, yes we applaud the successes of our hockey players, debaters and fencers, but let us not forget: St. Conleth’s ‘bread and butter’ is still rugby.  Of course, that would be a sourdough loaf from Marco Pierre White’s, topped by butter which is hand-churned and organic!

Our Own Little Zorro?

In the dark times of Spanish Colonial administration of California, a masked hero emerged from the shadows of the Los Angelean pueblo: a champion of the people who used his mastery of the sword and his quick-fire wit to fight injustice and puncture the pretensions of the arrogant and bloated overclass.  Well, Claudio Sosa is  obviously the Conlethian Zorro!  Anyone who has him in class knows well about his undisputed rhetorical ability and the senior fencers of Ireland are quickly learning about his skill with the blade.  Claudio (and classmate James Moriarty-Smyth) are competing now as adults, and Claudio has already racked up two bronzes and a gold on the senior circuit.  Recently, he finished third in the West of Ireland completion (notice the facial hair on his competitors!) and now he has been crowned Intermediate Champion.  Claudio is ranked 8th amongst Senior Fencers in Ireland and he is only 14!    In other St. Conleth’s fencing news, we proudly announce the passing of the torch (or saber?) from Michael  ‘Mr. St. Conleth’s Fencing’ Li to new Fencing Captain Stephen Rockett and Vice-Captain James Moriarty-Smyth-Smyth.  Also making moves is James’s younger brother, Myles, who we see below, accepting a bronze medal at a Newcastle competition.  With swordsmen like these, we are obviously in good hands despite that impending zombie apocalypse!

 

 

 

Sisters in Arms!

The St. Conleth’s Hockey Machine keeps rolling!  You have already read about our Minor team’s stunning early season success.  Now the Senior team are demanding their share of the headline, with a stylish win over Sandford Park.  Below you see the pre-match team talk huddle, led by Georgia Weir McErlean (Captain) and Emily Mansfield (Vice) and the post-game celebrations with Georgia again leading the festivities.   In-between these moments, was a great game with some lovely team work displayed by all involved.  Georgia and little sister Sydney both scored, with Georgia’s coming from a strike from a short corner and Sydney’s from a lovely reverse sweep at the top of the D.  Ava’s two goals both resulted from some impressive attacking ‘in the D’.  Georgia and Emily’s instructions could be heard throughout, showing their great leadership and passion for the game.  And,  just like in class, adding a few comical moments to the game too!

 

 

This follows a blitz vs. Sanford Park, where our Minors teamed up with the Junior School’s Sixth Class, for an afternoon of good-natured but competitive hockey.   We were on the winning side in all the matches, and though our goal-keeper got a bit bored, it was great to see the different age groups working together.

Another Helping of Creamed Corn?

Well, we cannot promise that traditional, dubious American ‘treat’, but we are sure Chef Mark will pull some Halloweeny surprise out of the pot before the midterm break.  The already planned delectables are below on our special holiday menu.  Mark’s menus can be found each week (from the previous Friday evening) under Information on this website and the meals on offer for each particular day are in the Events calendar.  It would be great if parents looked over the menu with their children before the start of the week.  This will speed those canteen queues and lead to healthier eating.  Now, anyone for some succotash?

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Maths Teachers ‘Turn it Up to 11!’

St. Conleth’s Maths teachers, both Junior and Senior, do not let traditional boundaries limit their enthusiasm for the world’s favourite subject!  They have already earned 125% of the regular Leaving Certificate points and now they are giving 110% in promotion of all things ‘STEMmy’ during Maths Week 2018. Isaac Newton, Albert Einstein and Nigel Tunnel would be proud!  You have already heard below how our teachers are turning St. Conleth’s into a veritable ‘Manga High’.  And now, with Maths Week upon us, they and their students are buzzing around like free electrons!  There will be the usual, maddening Maths puzzles each day, a special Sudoko Challenge on Thursday, an extra special ‘Maths Magic Show’ by Mr. Toal on Friday and a session of ‘Dating Tips for Mathematicians’ somewhere along the way.  And Ms. NiAonghusa is going to take her First Years to a special Maths Week Event, ‘Can You Engineer the Code?’, down the block at Engineers Ireland.  Watch out, Singapore!

Cross Country Camaraderie!

Mr. Keenan does not do things by halves: when we say that sport at St. Conleth’s is all about participation, he practises what we preach and issues an open invite to all students, both Junior and Senior School to join him on his Track and Field outings.  As you can see from the photo below, this year’s call for Cross Country runners did not fall on many deaf years.  And we do not just do quantity: there were some quality runners hidden amongst this horde of student athletes which Mr. Keenan led over the mountains and through the trees to the ‘Brother at Your Side’ Cross Country Meet in Santry.  And our boys and girls showed great sportsmanship and camaraderie, too: the Juniors, in particular, as they decided to race as one block at the back, biding their time to make their move towards the front.  Unfortunately the race ended, just as they were about to shift a gear upwards.  Regardless, it was a beautiful day and everyone involved enjoyed the run and the craic.  Stay tuned for more Track and Field adventures with Mr. Keenan!

 

The Best in… The British Isles?

Conlethians are rather used to ‘All-Ireland’ titles: chess and basketball immediately come to mind… but to be the ‘Best in the British Isles’ is clearly another step up!  With a slight sympathetic nod to republicans, we nevertheless will enjoy this new ranking for all it is worth!  Apparently, our students have been digitally attending Mangahigh in droves and getting most of their challenging Maths problems correct.  So much so, that we are now the top-ranked school in all the British Isles… and apparently that includes both Sark and Inisheer!  Some of this success must be credited to our ICT Department: Mr. Travers and Mr. Porzadny are like Sheldon, BB-9E and Santa Claus wrapped up into one great big huggable user interface!  The Google Chromebooks are particularly popular, as you can see Ms. Dillon’s class enjoying the portable digital experience, but so is our ICT room, where you see Ms. Leary’s class opting for the wired version of digitally interactive education.  And the algorithms say that our Maths teachers, both junior and Senior, also have much to do with this success. Probably.  But let us not forget an earlier technological invention: the Paperbook.  Its death has been greatly exaggerated, and below you also see Third Forms reading ‘old school’ books such as ‘Tom Sawyer’ and the like.  Another valuable wireless experience!

 

All in the Name of Science!

Mr. Kilcommons is running a lucrative side-business at St. Conleth’s: providing unwitting subjects for scientific research.  Some might question the propriety of his entrepreneurial spirit when they see the heavy duty lab equipment which has been carted in to the Visitor’s Room:  a veritable Dr. Frankenstein-type array of wires, lasers, helmets and saws.   But everyone ends up happy:  the researchers get their guinea pigs; the teachers get even smaller classes for a while and the kids get to miss the objective pronoun in English… and get a bit of a buzz out of it, on the side!   Seriously, the research is quite serious (and very safe) and St. Conleth’s is proud to be part of it.  Trinity College Psychology Graduate Students Corinne Holmes and Sarah Cooney are conducting some very interesting research into some specific ways in which children learn (all the details are here). And, no, Mr. Kilcommons is not getting a ‘cut’ of the nonexistent profits!

 

Quick… to the Roundtower!

Yikes! The Vikings are coming… on the History Channel! But have no fear… Fourth Former Harry Groarke (and siblings) will be there to charm our hairy, excitable Nordic brethren. Scarier, indeed, is the make-up session and the waiting on set. Thank goodness for the catering!

S.cience T.renier E.ngineering M.aths

Mr. Trenier is multi-talented mountain of a man. His Cavan neighbours know about the range and depth of his rodeo talents: from steer roping through steer wrestling to steer riding, he has mastered them all.   We all know him as TY Co-Ordinator supreme (more on that later!).  And give him a white coat and stick him in a laboratory and another facet of Mr. T. emerges: Master of all STEM!

The Junior School Science Club (Tue. @ 3:45) is quickly learning about this side of his skill set.  Drop by the lab on Tuesday afternoons and you will here all sorts of solutions bubbling, cathodes emitting and artificial intelligences lamenting the absence of a soul.  But don’t be afraid!  It is all in the name of Science and Mr. T. follows the strictest of safety protocols.  This Tuesday, the Junior kids fashioned their own simple robots and set them free (briefly) to draw the perfect circle.  ‘Perfect circles’ sound quite Mathsy to us, and guess what?  On Thursdays, Mr. Trenier runs an After-School Maths Club, too!

 

 

After-School Care At St. Conleth’s

How do you ‘bridge the gap’?  Your little Conlethians are dismissed at 2:45 but you do not get off work until 5:30.  One sensible solution is to let them stay in the happy and secure environs of St. Conleth’s.  All our Preparatory and Junior School  have the option of enrolling in our After-School Programme, where their physical and intellectual appetites are catered to with a mixed diet of homework, snacks, games and sport.  The After-School Co-ordinator is Cecila Franken and she may be contacted at:  afterschool@stconleths.ie.   Attached here is the enrolment form, which should be returned to the school.

 

 

A Walk on the Wild Side

We have cultivated, nay, invented a good-natured competition regarding our Past Pupil accomplishments: Who has been more influential, the STEM-siders or the liberal artists?  Well, here is one alumnus who strides both sides of that artificial line.  Colin Stafford-Johnson (Class of 1982) has been filling British and Irish TV screens with stunning wildlife photography and insightful, knowledgable commentary for decades.  So, Biology, English and Art teachers of yore, all take a bow! What is Colin up to now?  Well, paradoxically in a culture of digital dominance and ephemeral video bites, the grand Victorian tradition of the ‘Talking Tour’ has returned with gusto.  It seems people do want meet, see and listen to real people in the flesh, and share in their extraordinary experience. Well, there is no-one with more tales to tell and experiences to recall than Colin, and I am sure the moors, the bogs and the mountain-tops will come through in vivid colour and their wildlife will spring to life when he walks on stage and takes the mic.  See the dates and details of the tour below and stay tuned for more St. Conleth’s Alumni News!

Settling In…

It did not take long for our First Year Boys and Girls to find a suitable and satisfying place at St. Conleth’s.  Yes, the first few days were a bit hectic with three way subject splits and multiple room switches but all that confusion had a noble purpose: to give as much academic choice as possible to the newest Conlethians.  And there were the usual negotiations around the water fountain, canteen queue and break-time ball-games in the yard but they are all part of settling in at No. 28 Clyde Road and part of growing up.  There to give a helping hand to our ‘freshmen’ were Mr. Carvill’s small army of Fifth Year Mentors, old pros at cultivating the culture of St. Conleth’s.

Of course, our Juniors are also settling in and one place which is new to all is the Art Room.  With acres of space and copious amounts of light, it is the kind of room that just draws you in and you simply don’t want to leave.  Past Pupils Mati Remi (a great artist himself) and Muireann Dempsey dropped by for a visit and were duly impressed.  Below you see Junior School Art Teacher Ms. Mellon with some of her budding Bacons at work!

 

First Daze!

Actually, the students did not look dazed at all, hitting the ground running on their first day of the new school year at St. Conleth’s College.  Yes, some of the teachers may have had a somnambulant glaze as they struggled to adjust their seasonal clocks and certainly some of the parents looked a bit punch-drunk (and relieved) as they jettisoned their precious cargo at the door (of our newly renovated reception area) but the boys and girls themselves were full of vim and vigour and decidedly gung-ho about the start of a new school year.  Yes, the Juniors may have been more willing to reveal and revel in their enthusiasm, but even the coolest of the cats in the Senior School cracked a smile, admitting it is not such a bad thing to be back at school, when that school is St. Conleth’s!

Our Juniors got right back into the swing of things with a full school day!

 

 

But Junior School Principal Tony Kilcommons and Preparatory School Principal Dolores Kelly knew their staff were up for it!

 

 

While the first batch of our Seniors opted for the taster menu, whetting their appetite for the whole shebang on Thursday!

 

Welcome (Back) to St. Conleth’s!

We are sure all our students, old and new, are eagerly looking forward to the start of school (and perhaps their parents even more so!) so we are giving you all the information necessary to make it a great start.   Start of school dates and times can be found under Events, as well as on our calendars which are always available, along with booklists and information on uniform and the canteen, under Calendars and Information, but if you are in a rush, here are direct links (Junior, Senior) to our uniform supplier, and our Canteen deposit page on Easy Payments Plus.  We will see you all over the next few days, bright-eyed and bushy-tailled, at 28 Clyde Road, but in the meantime checkout some of the further developments to the St. Conleth’s campus accomplished over the summer.

 

 

East Africa 2018: The Lasting Effect

By now, the young Conethians who were part of Expedition East Africa 2018 have settled back into their cushy South Dublin teenage lives:  a barbecue at the friends or relatives, a jump off the 40 foot, a daily hour (or six) on Instagram, a burrito at Tolteca and maybe a walk out the pier to get an ice cream at Teddy’s…  everything is back to normal, nothing seems to have changed… but take a better look at these young men and women.  You see the suntan and the fitness, honed over five weeks of hiking and biking under the African sun, yes,  but look even closer, into the eyes, and try to see more deeply: ‘where the meanings are’ in the words of Emily Dickinson.  The fact is the members of the expedition are changed and will never be the same again.

A new maturity?  A more open mind? Less complaints about the choice of cereal in the cupboard? Hard to pin down, but let us just say that no-one who goes on an expedition of this scope and intensity returns the same person.  And it is a change for the better.  Above and below you will see photos of just some of the adventures and activities which Expedition Leaders Gav Maguire and Dolores Kelly led them through (with the help of Earth’s Edge): hiking through a rainforest, sampling the local markets, teaching (and learning) at local schools, attempting a native dance, biking across the wild plains and, of course, climbing Kilimanjaro.   The photos capture much but to truly grasp the value of an expedition like this takes time. Over the years to come, these lucky (and brave) Conlethians will, from time to time, think back, remember and savour again, the experiences of a lifetime.